Pilko

He's good, just American, not his fault. Bit like Mike.

BOSTON GOALS I used to love that

I'm assuming that Cheik To-tiote is some sort of hybrid between our Ivorian midfielder and the dog from The Wizard of Oz?

fuck you mike

one-nothing newcastle advantage in the ninth!

SHOLA!

Got a picture of the match: http://www.arturmarques.com/images/2000_08/simpsons_foot_5.jpg

Poets Corner: Taverniay, will play it away.

Streaking up the middle of the pitch Here man Llambias, sit the fuck down and put some pants on

'Foul call'

Really hope I never re-aggregate my hamstring. Sounds sore.

If anyone from Radio Newc. is reading this, please sign this guy up to replace Lowes.

This is fucking hilarious.

At least this Yank isn't conducting the pre-match interview from his toilet, like Mick Lowes does.

Premear League

Alan Par-jew

Sewelly and Colocho might know.

Side in being relatively close to acceptable shocker.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t5pIcUm27Yo/TQFogNgR0iI/AAAAAAAAANc/jrRzruR9tvQ/s400/Goodnewseveryone.jpg

he's one of those where the system needs to be formulated around him, but he's not actually good enough to warrant that anywhere.

I wish the papers would stop saying 'Pard' and 'Pards'.

It depends on the manner and size of the defeat. If we're beaten in the last minute by a goal that's eight-yards offside and handballed in, I think it'll be easier for Pardew to cope with than an 8-0 defeat with three red cards and a Lee Cattermole double-hattrick.

I honestly think it'll be Moyes. He'll grow disgruntled and leave. EDIT: Unless you mean 'sacked', in which case, Steve Kean.

Are you suggesting we 'go compare' the two?

Really hoping that Tavernier has another good game. I've said for a little while that he'll make it.