Pilko

Lee Dixon is such a fucking non-entity of a man. I couldn't give a shit about any of his pointless opinions.

It's been far too long since I've heard him say "What drama here!"

Motson can't even say Torres' name without laughing at the fucker.

Scott Carson

Odemwingie would be areet. Spearing would be holocaust.

Odemvingie vants to suck your blood!

Steve Kean is about as convincing as that shit timid Southampton caretaker, Steve Wigley.

Would love to see Blackburn go down, even if it means yet more Fat Head smugness.

the experience of passing the ball to brain deads will stand him in good stead Nah, I managed to score sometimes. Mignolet must have been in net then

Bruce: "excuses"

the experience of passing the ball to brain deads will stand him in good stead

That's a hilariously easy route one goal for Birmingham Bardsley and Minge, oh dear.

Don't cry, Catts.

Mark Noble, wow.

I hate fatty Dunne.

Robbie Keane: old head, young body.

Where's Dave? They've done the 'coming up' thing and he hasn't complained about it yet.

Aye. Gilks did a great impression of the channel tunnel for that first goal.

Match of the Day starting now for those interested.

Very close on the penalty, Real surely have to go for it now?

PEN BARCA ALBIOL OFF

Unlucky CR

I found it uncomfortably easy to find a stream for this in English. Same here. I tried one and it failed, the second one worked and has been working since minute one.

I'd much rather El Tel had a bit of a sing song than attempted to talk about football

That optimistic 50p I put on 0-0 is looking a bit nearer making a return. The odds for 3-3 pre-match were actually slightly shorter than 0-0