Pilko

Erm... apart from Krul in goal we pretty much did go full strength.

I've read articles about the Chelsea/Man United champions league final pen shootout and it was quite interesting. I assume the book is more of the same?

When Kenwyne scores yee knaa you're fucked.

stoke cunts

For fucks sake.

I'm the new Neil.

Really hope Bolton absolutely stuff Stoke here.

Hamilton cunts cost me earlier. £2.50 on Bolton.

Hibs get a goal back. 25 minutes for them to win it

glad we cleared that up.

So, what, you're only allowed to praise the decision on here, not criticise it? I do apologise, Christ. It's your fucking boring style of posting. "You're not allowed to say that on here", your 'woe is me' attitude and so on.

It's the world and his wife against you Wullie, we get it. Becoming incredibly tiresome now.

Cunts

Hibs getting beat already Cheers, Colin.

Bolton, Celtic, Hibs Liverpool £1 each. That's it.

'take it on the chin' is a Brucie favourite too.

Has Bruce said his usual 'batten down the hatches' speel yet?

Sol's probably a bit faster now he's dropped that 'b' from his surname.

A questionnaire passed round the local looney bin, I think.

I'd say our fastest is probably Enrique and our fittest Coloccini. Depends what you deem "fitness" as, though.

This is actually fairly probable. All of the world's fastest footballers would have very close and nearly identical speeds. It would be the same in athletic events like 100M. All should be approaching the upper bound of physical possibility. Come off it. 100m runners are directly competing against each other on the same track and with the exact same objective. Exactly. In a 100m race they are all running at 100% of their capacity for the whole thing, along the same flat track in the same conditions. Doing something like this across a league of matches throws up so many variables such as: is the player fully fit, the surface and whether they're running up/downhill, is the player running as fast as possible, the weather conditions, etc etc. It's a load of bollocks. No way is Wilshere faster than Walcott, and Danny Guthrie the second fittest player in the league. They've made this report up. It's pie in the sky.

O'Shea today looked slower than the process of erosion.

Fittest player: Danny Guthrie. Can't wait till Ronaldo sees that.

Someone else will say Enrique. I agree with you though, he's been first rate. Chelsea could do far worse than looking at him in a few years time, seeing as A.Cole is getting on in years.

pilko son, you are this places lee dixon. I'm much more entertaining than him, he's absolutely shit at everything. Much like Noel Edmonds.