Pilko

This will all be reversed in a few weeks when the NOTW get exclusive photos of Llambias wiping his arse on a French flag and undercover footage of Ashley taking the piss out of Louis XVI.

I'd be happy if we added an extra year to his contract but made it 'player/coach' or whatever.

Cort wasn't as bad as some of the strikers we've had, like. He was incredibly unfortunate with injuries.

Ketsy

Never but it does add to the competitiveness. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_247AQFCCbrU/SUSD_0Z9FaI/AAAAAAAAAL8/cvRvBCzUklI/s400/NoHomers2.jpg It says "British Club Cup-ERS", it means we're allowed to have just one

If they make it three in a row, I doubt that will ever be matched.

Get in Whitley Bay. Always seem to come from behind.

Take these ideas on Dragon's Den, that way famous and rich people can tell you to fuck off just like we all have.

Ant and Dec are on later no fear lads

Looks like someone's mam forgot to lock the whiskey away.

Rooney is fucking awful, man. He is giving the ball away pretty much every time he gets it.

Please let today prove to Capello that England simply do not need Gareth Barry.

Wales are absolutely terrible.

That second goal was possibly the easiest ever.

Half of Scott Parker's wages must be spent on Brylcreem.

Frankie Plump will miss it.

lol

Those tracksuits are fucking pointless

Cheers Bournemouth, you useless wankers.

Fucking Charlton equalise.

3-1 Colchester. 4-1.

Everybody lump on Exeter equaliser.

hi joeyt

Need Colchester and Brighton to score, Colchester are playing 10 men as well. EDIT: Brighton score, bet you Colchester stutter to a draw against ten men.