Pilko

I hope Lee Ryder took his fkn boots.

Skirge's abbreviations. Proper love them, they're a total staple of the forum. Agree, they're fkn class.

Completely understand us resting Jose. He played 90 minutes in early May, he must be shattered after that.

Lovenkrands. Ugh

Gosling right-back, Happy Chops left-back, Ben Arfa central midfield I would have thought.

This is worse than the none sale summer. We get the club website giving us tripe about tarmac, Ryan Taylor's holidays to America and videos of that stupid cunt goalkeeping coach on the plane with a camcorder. Add that to Lee Ryder's badly punctuated nothing journalism, which is then contradicted by the other paper hours later, and it's no wonder everyone's so fucking irritable.

He's gonna need a coffee and red bull drip if the plan is to stay up reading Lee Ryder's tosh.

That has to be a smiley, that Pardew-in-a-bowler face.

:lol:

Only rule is no Ameobis. "But you let Sammy in?" "No Ameobis, we're allowed one"

ah wuz their when wuh got beyt offa that jorman teeyum in pre-seysun

Norwich in the cup WBA (twice) Sunderland (twice) Birmingham Reading Ipswich that's all I can remember. All of them at home too.

That video has enraged me. It has the potential to be absolutely amazing but the complete wrongness of the penalty bit just makes it lose all credibility.

That rod

http://www.geosense.net/

There's been an outbreak of burnt tongues in Sunderland. They've been setting windows alight and then trying to lick them.

£2m? we can buy Consuela some lemon pledge for the training ground.

I was Kansas City Wizards until a few months ago. Can't decide whether that's better or worse. LesPaul was devestated when they changed names. Aye, he's gone to support Stoke City now.

Best and Sammy are there too.

I was going to say it looks like Dave Nugent on his right too, but I'm aware that it actually might be him.

Throw in some new lightbulbs for the training ground and it's a deal.

reading these last few pages was hard work. Ian W has the patience of a fucking saint.

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