Pilko

Fucks sake Ameobi.

And a new contract.

Butt off the bar!

Those sayings are attributed to Keith Lard in that episode of Phoenix Nights, but I haven't got a fucking clue what you mean by them in here.

Another freekick, Lovenkrands shoved.

Butt hacked down, Fallon booked. Free-kick.

corner.

Lovenkrands as a winger. FML.

Lovenkrands on, Pancrate off.

7-0.

Smith getting subbed through a bang to the head, straight up the tunnel. Dunno who's coming on yet.

Shame he couldn't fucking well do that for us.

Like Heneage?

I think Carroll would look something like this on the Plymouth pitch: http://clipart.coolclips.com/AGifm/tf05191/CoolClips_wb022279.gif

Last three all one up, promising start. bolton will fuck you over They're doing the business currently; as are Sunderland. Need Everton and Fulham to up it a gear.

Preston running riot over Aidy Bothroyd's Colchester; 5-0 up.

The result: Ranger and Duguid both booked.

Ranger and the defender wrestling on the floor? Someone punches Butt or Smith wtf

Mike has hijacked the DJ's chair.

All of the following bar Liverpool are for tomorrow btw. Liverpool -1 Man Utd -1 Wolves -1 Chelsea -1 £5 pays £84.40 Notts County Sheff Utd West Ham £2 pays £32.16

Pancrate has missed about forty seven million sitters. Smith booked. :kasper:

Pancrate misses sitter, Shola buries it, foul given, no goal.

Fuck me, Lowes sounds like he's on smack.

This is sounding more and more like our usual piss poor away showing.

Last three all one up, promising start.