Pilko

same here. I think we should lull the blues into a false sense of security by turning up 10 minutes before kickoff all packed into your ice cream van.

Diouf scoring against the mackems, you couldn't make it up.

He's not starting, thank fuck. Benched.

Shola left out for fitness purposes more than likely. Pleased with that though, bit harsh on Guthrie though. Nolan probably could do with a rest and we stick Guthrie CM.

From what I have heard that's about as likely as us seeing Jonas pull out his mask. I scored in the first game, suck me. Was also a Yorkie block away from netting last time.

I can confirm right now that I will definetely be doing the robot if I score.

Fucking hell, that was quick

If you want you could. You'd probably be better than Nixon.

Can see Gejon is viewing this... sorry mate, we've only got enough room for one fatty. Jill, you can play if you want.

He had better not be fukken starting today. He's bad enough without his geriatric legs having to play two lots of 90 minutes in 3 days.

He has scored tbf. Don't think he has. I think Dave means that goal at Ashton Gate that wasn't given, that was Sears.

Fucks sake. Pressure is on today.

Was always going to happen, Dave. Scunny have the worst defence in the league.

If he's got any sense he'll rest Nolan and he'll give Ryan Taylor a game.

I remember the last time Shola played against Derby. He looked like he was on smack.

Exactly. Some people don't understand the difference between 'bottling it' and just simply being outplayed through ability. For a good example of 'bottling it', see Nolan in any of the away games he played in last season. Stoke in particular.

His bottle went when we played the big teams. Check the results, re-read the match reports. He struggled more against the lower sides with the bruisers up front tbh. Spot on. Ricardo Fuller, Marlon King, Ishmael Miller and Emile Heskey are good examples.

Tbf give me a gun and I'd happily shoot Ashley anyway. And then Taylor probably. Either way he'd pretend he'd been shot. Wouldn't stand a chance with Taylor. My eye would already be out due to his massive pointing arm. Something like this; http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5639/2020/400/Long_20Arm_20Langarmig.jpg Taylor would be easy to shoot, just put his thumb in your mouth, blow hard, his chest will puff out, then burst it with a shot to the nipple.

How was Colo a bottler last season? He never bottled anything, he was just caught out by big, fast strikers like Ricardo Fuller and Ishmael Miller. You could certainly say that Oba was a bottler (dubious injuries), that Nolan was a bottler (for hiding from the ball) or that Given was a bottler (leaving) - but how so for Colo?

Us to win 2-0 tomorrow. £5

I can't take my eyes off Mick's avatar.

It wasn't a foul ffs.

I'm a neutral and I thought it was shit. Leicester/Sheff Utd last night had more quality and excitement about it than this pile of turgid shite.

They are like us in a way, I agree with Dave. You know they're better than they are and yet very little in the final third is coming off. Watch them win it with an individual bit of skill.