Pilko

Was so obvious that he'd cut inside there ffs.

Gary Neville gone for a piss.

Carew for Heskey would be a good move imo.

Just like Carroll then. Nah, he just has shit balance and needs a better pair of boots.

Young just killed Fletcher there.

Collins has just sonned Rooney twice in a minute.

I don't feel sorry for him one bit, I'm pleased the little shit has injured himself again.

It wouldn't be a BBC broadcast without a fucking rerun of an old goal against Newcastle, would it? Cunts.

I would be horrified if any fucking striker didn't make a run towards goal in that situation ffs

Manchester United

I like Southgate as a pundit, he's coherent and talks sense.

lol park

lol owen

I wish someone would shove Lawro's tongue in a fucking toaster sometimes.

Villa just need to get to half time at parity imo.

Pitch is usually relaid at the start of May. When I went to see Whitley last year there was only one game that had been played since the re-lay (the Trophy final the day before) and it was still immaculate.

And that's exactly what we will do - we'll draw imo.

This has been a decent game so far like.

Fucking Owen, his second touch of the ball and he's scored.

That would be fantastic. From what I've heard, the penalty miss aside, he ran the show at Burnley yesterday.

Been linked with a £2.5m summer swoop for Zayatte in the Mirror today.

he never will He's going to die on air. Hopefully he'll have a heart attack at a Gerrard penalty miss, and they can lock the Scouse cunt up for manslaughter.

ffs Motty "Boo-bar-jop" "Row-cha" wat

The difference between Ranger and Best's first appearances is that Ranger looked very good at everything but scoring, Best looks very average at everything and doesn't look like scoring either.

No Gabby, but Carlton Cole who's been back for 2 weeks? Shambles.