Tbf give me a gun and I'd happily shoot Ashley anyway.
And then Taylor probably.
Either way he'd pretend he'd been shot.
Wouldn't stand a chance with Taylor. My eye would already be out due to his massive pointing arm. Something like this;
http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5639/2020/400/Long_20Arm_20Langarmig.jpg
Taylor would be easy to shoot, just put his thumb in your mouth, blow hard, his chest will puff out, then burst it with a shot to the nipple.