Pilko

Have heard good things about this, cheers Jonny.

Carroll 7

He's not even that; he's third choice behind Cech and (snigger) Hilario.

That's exactly what I said when their ball came out. They seem to average one away tie per year, spawny bastards.

Warnock was mint there, I love how one-eyed he is. He's great. "I tell you what though, we was...... I can't use the word Gabriel, it'll cost me two or three grand"

What did he say this time? I fancy getting riled up for no reason. He said everyone who is called Neil is GAY.

Heskey is vital to England's ambitions but isn't really suited to this Villa side.

Very unlikely they'd even look at him. If they're wanting an English centre-half they'll likely go for Gary Cahill.

Alan Lee is like a Championship version of Kevin Davies.

http://www.walfordweb.co.uk/cast/beppe_2.jpg Paul Scharner http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00039/scharner_280x420_39974a.jpg Beppe di Marco off Eastenders

Spurs are the KINGS at fluffing pens

Bahahahahaha, unlucky you cunt Redknapp

pen to the cunts please defoe, fluff it

ffs

I love Kevin Davies.

He's been booked though. Seemingly channeling Alan Smith's spirit today.

Matty Taylor having a little tug at Bentley's hair there.

We've not even had 15 minutes, and Elmander probably could have had three.

2-0 win btw.

Harper R.Taylor Coloccini Williamson Van Aanholt Routledge Guthrie Smith Gutierrez Lovenkrands Best Subs: Krul, Kadar, Pancrate, Nolan, Ranger, Carroll, Simpson

I love Drogba.

A lot of people (myself included) did say that when Forest finally lost one, they'd lose a few. Doncaster are pretty ordinary and hadn't won in 5 before today.

Further proving Domenech to be an idiot. Yesterday he came out with some nonsense saying that Vieira will captain Les Bleus at the World Cup if he gets a run of games at Man City. The people employing him are the idiots, he should have been binned ages ago. Utterly clueless.

I'd love it if Stoke won the cup tbh.

Stoke/Delap throw Given decisive as ever... 1-1, Ricardo Fuller.