Ash

:colo: captain.

Harper, R.Taylor, Perch, Coloccini, Enrique, Routledge, Guthrie, Barton, Xisco, Carroll, Best

Nice carpet football.

Hmmm. Not sure what to make of that to be honest.

Where's he said this, Dave?

TheBig_Sam: I bloody love 'The Gadget Show'. Wish they could come up with a gadget that could calculate the amount of wanks I've had over Suzi Perry.

Would love him here. He would be a player I'd hate even if he wore a black & white shirt. Why?

Aye saw that this morning. Good goal and I can't see Fergie letting him go out this season. But I've been known to be wrong in the past. He's already said he wants him and Welbeck to go out on loan. Deals are getting sorted when they arrive back from America apparently. Hope we don't mess about and end up missing out on Cleverley.

:colo: And just to piss Dave off, Steven Taylor to right back.

Also "pretty much certain" there is 'firm interest' in him.

I would turn it on for a listen but I'm guessing it's that dickhead Durham who's on?

That guy gets a lot of stick but he's only really trying to express his own views on rumours that everyone else can find, while at the same time trying to still have a sense of belonging to the club since he lives so far away. If you take it for what it really is then it's alright, it's the people who take his every word who are the real muppets on there. I agree. You should consider posting on there more often mate. Cruel.

Still can't believe that cunt tried to sell José.

Cover for Enrique. Aye, I was thinking, but its a shame that he wont get a proper run in his natural position- a knack we seem to have with the younger lads. I'm glad we've signed Sol, but its a shame to see Kadar shunned... LB is Kadar's natural position. CB, innit? I thought that too. Looks a lot more assured at centre back than left back.

Thanks Caz. It does seem to be very good from the brief part I've seen of it. There appears to be a few decent bits on offer through the FA website, will have a proper look later on. Will also look at what TimoB posted too.

Clearly, eh?

I'd say it comes across as something fairly positive. Here's hoping anyway.

Lee Ryder on Twitter:

He'll bring something to our squad that we are really lacking - black power.

Will you be purchasing this, Chris?

Bruce has also said that Bramble won't be the last CB he signs this summer, how many do they want?!

No thanks. Can't agree with what he's said about Ben Arfa not ticking any boxes that Ashley would want ticking either.

0-0 at half time...