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Good start. Would be brilliant to make it through with an under-strength team.

Ranger?

Just seen it on SSN. No mention of the other £4m bid, which I found a little odd.

My seat is just in front of the players' box at SJP. Oba and Habib both made an appearance last night; they're so cool. Devastating seeing Haibib on his crutches though. Lovenkrands was also there with his family. Seems a nice guy and took plenty of time out to chat with fans.

Fat Sam will set up for 0-0. I think we'll go Derby County on his arse and nick it with the only goal of the game.

Thank fuck for that. Watch him have an absolute stinker now. Nailed on. Probably go off injured at half time too. He won't make half time. Kinnear will probably sub him off before that.

Thank fuck for that. Watch him have an absolute stinker now.

Joe Kinnear is like the Anti-Gary Glitter Nah he just hasnt got a clue This is what really makes me laugh about him. He keeps banging on about needing to use the kids but they should only be used sparingly. Well it's got to the point where they are needed, so fucking use them.

I saw the highlights of the game earlier and he made some brilliant saves.

If that squad is correct, at least one of Donaldson and Ranger will feature on the bench. It's going to be an extremely youthful looking bench; will be interesting to see who Kinnear gives chances to.

The thing is though, he's been banging on about the kids getting a chance. Saying this is hardly giving them a boost, is it? It only benefits Carroll.

So even if he's fucking shit against West Ham and doesn't get near the ball once, he'll start against Hull? What a load of bollocks. Shut the fuck up, Kinnear.

Like fuck Mido would come here. mackems.gif

You make transfers sound so easy.

I really wanted to punch that mong in the face then.

The Magpie Ranger song was made in his honour.

Sounds good to me. Really hope this turns out to be true.

mackems.gif Thick as pig shit. Seriously, what a dopey twat.

Get the fuck out of this thread.

Fixed.

How fucking lucky are Chelsea.

That'll do.

Liverpool vs Everton!

Thought we really bottled it in the last half hour. Played as if we were happy with a point, wouldn't be surprised if Kinnear is chuffed he got one. I'd be seriously, seriously worried about his mental health if he was.

I'm sick of HTT. Seriously. I nearly changed his avatar last night. To what? Just do it now. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2000869536009464266_rs.jpg mackems.gif