I think they're going to poop on us. It ain't going to be one of the those lovely classy poops ala 'Two girls one cup' either, it's going to be 'Tub Girl' all the way.
Dear Virgin
Because of your piss poor broadband service breaking down, I missed Kevin Nolan scoring against the SMB on my er...my, er...illegal stream.
Never mind. Best we just brush that under the carpet for now.
Yours
Disco.