Could be even worse, we've got two bloody keepers on the bench. Again.
Is your squad that thin? What happened to that Rose lad who scored against Arsenal on his league debut?
Aye, just looked, don't even know where to start with that ffs
thought I'd started reading their bench by mistake but no, 6 defensive players. Mental.
Btw Swelly can you change that fucking avatar it is so creepy.
As Felipao said Carroll is young and is going to get better. Keeping in mind that he is a target man, and as such won't depend on pace he will likely be able to play at a very high level well into his 30's. I wouldn't let go for anything under £40 million. He might not be worth that to some people but I think he's only going to get better.
Our single syllable players: Smith, Perch, Best, Krul.
Hmm.
Cheick Will Tear You Apart
It's perfect for Lovenkrands man.
McLove will tear you apart again. Although he probably wont play well enough for us to ever sing the song.