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Huge pinch of salt there.

Not odd for us though - feels like a good return. He's not had the best of seasons (partly through injury) and we have cover at RB. Trippier looked a bit out of place in the really big games. Replacing him or sticking with Aurier and Walker-Peters?

I know that, you know that. Does Mike?

Instead of cleaning the stadium, they'll just hide it all with black paint. Guess who wins again.

Probably putting two and two together with the Genesio rumour.

Rafa leaves because BZG doesn't want him Joelinton move falls through because Genesio doesn't want him Fun game

https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/1151094038881288193

He's too good for them

£35m is basically our two record transfers added together. And for the phenomenal Joelinton, with his 7 goals last season? No thanks.

Hang on..... he can't just quit and go for free here, surely? Can't Sheff Wed just reject his resignation?

Thing is, it'll get even worse after Bruce. We're talking Strachan, Warnock, Pardew. Makes Moyes look like Ferguson by comparison.

Was it Hardy who said it's unlikely to happen until August? Suppose there's still a month or so.

They've wasted a huge amount of that Maguie money on Dunk. You get £80m on a half-decent player and spend more than half of it on Dunk

I love the truth behind it - short free kick, those defenders were the wall, Maradona gave it away, Belgium win 1-0

Don't mind Carr coming back tbh, it's just everything else. Not that any of this is worth caring about anymore.

If Fekir goes there, that is ballistic. What a step down. And at Lyon, he's already at one of Europe's biggest stepping stones. Hands down, the summer's most shocking transfer.

You dont honestly believe that do you That a few parties are interested? Yeah I believe it - even the pessimistic ones like Caulkin admit there's at least one more. Losing Rafa and having a bad start to the season might complicate things though.

I spoke to Chinsiri on WhatsApp and he just replied with a thumb-up emoji.

It's promising that there are still several groups hoping to bid. Perhaps it's another few months away though, which is too late to prevent relegation. But if Ashley chooses now to pay managerial compensation for the first time, it doesn't look good at all.

They'll try the McClaren-Wijnaldum-Thauvin-Mitrovic summer again and it might work because, to be honest, it was mad that those players got relegated. Schteve was a truly special manager.

Shearer is probably mates with the milkman. Should he be manager?

He put 'told' in block capitals? Oh right, must be true. True fan.

We ran out of crisps