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Leeds and Hamburg in a battle to see who can best fuck up promotion. This is a shame though because I can't see Derby beating Aston Villa

The bloke at the minute is a bit Shan, so it's good to go Hughton.

Feels like a great fit

Wonder if Simeone is on the move too? I forgot to mention Lucas Hernandez to Bayern too. Wow, they're really splitting up.

Those marathons don't run themselves.

So Atleti are losing Godin, Griezmann and probably Saul or Rodri? Ouch. If Barca can sell Coutinho and replace with Griezmann, that's fantastic business. I'd really fancy their chances of going far in the Champions League before going beserk again

Replace him with Pepe Reina and then we'll get excited

Hopefully they get Graham Potter. Should sort one relegation spot for next season.

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Wow, Hughton gone

Mental. Although surely they'd demand the player hop like grasshoppers?

I'm still deluded enough to think he's staying, so haven't really taken today as a farewell. But what a manager he's been for us

Lole Gunnar Lolskjaer

Hmm bit annoying, tie could go either way but you'd have to put mackems as favourites with the 1-0 lead. And then they'll go up.

Why does Ashley need to compromise? He has told everyone in the fans forums that his ambition for the club is to stay in the league only!!! He doesn't want cup success or any type of a push for Europe, Newcastle United exists to stay in the league with the TV money as cheaply as possible with the added bonus of selling a purple a year to fund 4 or 5 more young signings. Ashley has never hid this fact but we still turn up in the hope that things might change the fucker even wants us removed from the skyline If he wants the cheaper route to survival (a world-class manager, rather than giving McClaren £60m), he'd compromise. Without Rafa we're going down.

Therefore both sides need to compromise. Maybe Rafa needs to accept China trips and generally younger signings, whilst Ashley needs to allow an occasional Rondon.

Sounds like good news for them, to be honest. Bastards.

After watching him in midfield for us, I knew he'd be good at turning things around. And around. And around.

Sounds alright tbh

2 transfers for this final week and need to replace Son and Firmino (brought in 2 weeks ago and hasn't played a single game ) Salah & Long? Pogba & Vardy?

Some Championship sides are going to get a cracking loan over the next few seasons

He could be the next Jacob Murphy