Ketsbaia

Despicable fee because he's not even that good. Not even top 20 defenders in the world.

Anyone made the joke about Jetro being a retro target? Retro Willems.

And Betway is the only one anyone's ever heard of.

Sweepstake on what match he'll start wearing a Sports Direct headband, instead of Gucci?

Always up for some Jetro tbh.

Dani Alves to Sao Paulo

Gonzo? Gone-zo, more like.....

If Zaha goes, they're still in deep deep trouble.

Hayden & Ritchie as inverted wing backs, like Guardiola did at Bayern. They come inside rather than overlap, with proper wingers ASM and Atsu (?).

We doing another draft this season?

Got a bad feeling about this one.

It's a mixed bag though, to put it mildly.

Just the 400k for Honeyman.

Is McBurnie from Scotland, by any chance? He may as well be called Haggis McShortbread.

Feels abusive towards Graham Potter there, poor bloke.

Would rather Wilson than Saint-Maximin.

Kean to Everton Tielemans to Leicester Cutrone to Wolves Haller to West Ham Fekir to Betis Fuck this summer, man. These clubs have no business buying such players. Fuck ambition

Time to change the profile pic :( So, so disappointed in him.

If Zaha doesn't immediately reject Everton, he's lost his mind. I mean.... what's the point? Arsenal perhaps but Everton?

Not getting another striker or attacking midfielder is worth getting angry over.

This isn't the one to get angry about tbh.

When this guy and Ritchie link-up down the left, will it be the Jock-Nsoki Connection? Have a nice day.

Also, isnt Asensio injured for the season?

You'd hope there's already enough options ahead of Aarons and Colback, although one of those is Murphy As for Gayle, at least he's better than Joselu. That's it.

Great chance for Everton and Leicester this year, with Chelsea and Man Utd having mediocre managers.