Ketsbaia

Fucking hell, imagine doing that :lol:

The last thing this thread needs is contributions, not while we're waiting

Well yeah, obviously, but it cheapens the competition when poorer teams win it.

Be mad if Spurs - 4th in the league, 26pts behind Liverpool, 13 defeats - become champions of Europe after scraping through the QFs and SFs on away goals. They're not even that good.

A mix of established players like Mata & Rondon, plus promising ones like Reece James.

FM19's best wonderkid too. I know people love hearing that

So this was all agreed in April and, for an undefined period of time, their 'fit and proper' test has been going on with the Premier League? No comment from the club or PL but that's not a bad thing - denial would be bad. And this magical Friday coincides with several Dubai planes coming in and Ashley's return to the UK? Starting to accidentally get excited, knowing full well that Ashley has a history of randomly walking away from deals for no reason.

I love Football Manager but I'm sick of seeing articles on FM simulations - "what would happen if...." shite. They're everywhere and yet completely pointless

Carroll in, Joselu out. Ashley wins again.

Hmmm not sure what to think now. I'd given up all hope but these guys are so adamant and the 'no comment' stance kind of says a lot, in a way. Too much is being said online though, it's painful trying to find the truffles amongst the shit. Everything is being contradicted by someone else.

We're fucked if it isn't done by 30th June. Rafa will go, the deal may fall through and Sherwood will have 5 weeks to buy players. :(

It’s sad to catch up on the last 50 pages, so much cold water has now been chucked on this. The buzz has officially been killed.

It'll take a long time to stop laughing at yesterday :lol: A perfectly-written season, can't wait for the Netflix doc. Financially, they should soon be Donald Ducked. Stewart Donald, that is.

Go for Ziyech and offer him the world.

I've come to terms with them going up so put a bet on them, knowing how well that usually goes

They probably wished Mbemba a happy 22nd but we don't really know

The guy is properly in love. Everyone else thinks he's crazy for even contemplating staying with Ashley, especially with such attractive alternatives, but he's determined to bloody stay. Which is mad. What a legend.

We laugh but that's basically what Chronicle have been doing all week

Brandt to Dortmund is mad. Bit sideways for the player but they've basically upgraded Pulisic for half the price.

That kit is proper Cheltenham or Lincoln City. Did they forget about the sleeves?

Imagine turning down Roma for Mike Ashley's Newcastle United. Rafa man, you're hilarious :lol:

Last line nails it: "It remains to be seen whether Ashley keeps his promises to Benitez"

The whole situation is being too read into. Everything about this wait is being overanalysed when nobody has a clue. Every scenario is logical right now.

Spine-chilling

£50m plus outgoings will probably be £100m, which is a great budget this summer. All hypothetical, of course.