Ketsbaia

Sewpa Steve off to a good start. I like Longstaff, although he was a nobody when he turned 21, made 9 league appearances, injured his knee and has now lost Rafa. There's a strong chance he's now at peak value, we know nothing about him. But I'd like to find out.

Went to the cinema last night and forgot about NUFC for a bit. I really enjoyed those few hours. Would be great to find a 24/7 replacement because the thought of an Ashley-Bruce era hurts too much.

£5m compensation kills the deal for tight Ashley? No chance, you know he'll pick this time to splash out. He'll really push the boat out for Steve Bruce. Hopefully he drowns or has a similarly horrible death...... and soon.

They're still saying it's £1m compensation, so let's hope they're wide of the mark here.

This time Villa have actually signed well.

I'm trying to dig out any positives at all: - We can now start buying players and getting on with pre-season - The bloke cares, it's his dream job - This is great news for the boycotting, I can see numbers quickly rising But ultimately it makes it much easier to walk away as a fan. I really don't have the energy for another cycle of Mike Ashley and an appointment like Steve Bruce makes it a great time to leave and start actually enjoying life. Especially if it ends the takeover (which isn't necessarily the case).

I basically tweeted this to Alex Bruce in the naive hope that it might make any sort of difference Desperate times, man.

Apocalyptic, if it happens. You'd have thought the shithead would've learnt from McClaren. Or from the two relegations. What an embarrassment we are, I hate them so much.

It seems like Ashley's plane is travelling all the time, therefore the trips mean nowt.

Happy they've missed out there, he's a good player

Jonjo Shelving

Rocker's right, mind. A vile, vile programme.

Mourinho must be residing in Monte Carlo these days.....

Apparently it's Nice, not Monaco.

Always has but he's stepped up recently. Luke Edwards is a cunt of the highest order.

Hoping for Sanchez Flores or a takeover, then. Oh what's the point....

They only learned 4 things from it

Just being in the Premier League is a goldmine for us. We're all super-rich. Why is it better to spend time in the Championship?

Joselu might know, to be honest. He probably wants to know why he's being sold. Apart from being shite..... actually, that's probably the reason. Yes.

Not just best of the rest - a genuine candidate for 5th/6th. That squad makes me disgustingly jealous. Fuming that we've allowed that to be Leicester and not Newcastle.

So we'll probably get sold this summer but Ashley would rather it be to someone else. Eventually, he'll have to accept BZG (the only offer) but it'll be August, too late for signings, Mourinho won't bother and we'll be adrift by January We can't even celebrate a takeover, man

It's hard the pinpoint the most unbelievable part of that. Perhaps that Mourinho rates Joselu?

That is pure, 100% Burnley