Ketsbaia

Man U still to come, but how much have you scored so far? Just 57 from all that lot.

11 double gameweeks and a bench boost, so 26 games. Great fixtures for Jesus, Ayew, Sterling, Alli etc. The only goal was Harry Kane

Fuck off.

Been ahead of my brother all season and now it's just 20pts and he has loads more tonight. My Jesus ©, Kane, Alli, Davies vs his Kane ©, Jesus, Son, Kenedy, Alonso, Kompany, Lloris, Vardy. This won't end well

We're more likely to then make a paltry £1m bid for Charlie Daniels.

Crystal Palace. Some quality players in there and I think Rafa could get even more out of them.

Ndiaye at Stoke looks decent

Wijnaldum, Gueye & Redmond were recently relegated too.

Jordan Ayew was such a shit signing - nothing against Bournemouth and Southampton. So this bench boost is now on 37 from 17 games

Really wanted Southampton gone, this is such a shame.

Personally, I didnt enjoy the Championship seasons and didn't really celebrate winning them. Because we shouldn't be down there. So I do fret about relegation. Even if someone could guarantee bouncing straight back, I wouldn't take it.

Worked out ok for Liverpool (Robertson, Wijnaldum)

Worst week ever and it should've been the best one. This game is full of trolls Kane, Jesus, Alli, Sterling, Salah.... 10 between them.

Glad it's Cardiff over Fulham, purely so weaker sides can come up. But Bolton not going down to League One is a shame. Could've gave the mackems some much-needed competition.

Oh god, Bolton :(

3-0 and loving life.

It's the same soft spot he developed for Wenger once he stopped being a threat.

Fuck, man. Hopefully he's ok. Not ready for a world without Fergie.

Really want Southampton to go down, man. Dammit.

Operation 'Keep losing while we're safe, so Ashley doesnt think we're all sorted' is going well.

If you don't like me when I'm Rod, you don't deserve me at my Rod.

Genuinely nothing - not for Alli, Ayew, De Gea, Kane or Davies. Oh, actually, a Loftus-Cheek assist. Great bench-boosting

Another good player cast aside. Ah well.

Guardiola, Dyche, Rafa as the clear top three, surely.

Ergh, no Ben Davies or Mariappa.