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THERE IS NO AMANDA STAVELEY Her name is an anagram of: NAME A DAY, TV SALE Holy shit.

Always been overrated. He'll slide down the league over the next few years.

Hehe, aye on BBC it'll be... "We have an exclusive interview with New Newcastle United Chairwoman, Amanda Staveley, but first, lets just relive that Ronnie Radford Thunderbolt from 1973." "Amanda, you're the new chairwoman of Newcastle United - one of the biggest clubs in England. The start of an exciting new era. So what did you think when Ronnie Radford shocked the world in 1972?"

What's the most spells a player has had at one club? I know Juninho had 3 at Boro, Tevez is now on 3. Maybe there's a 4 out there

And a comparison of Harry Kane's FA Cup record vs Shearer's. Probably. They've compared everything else between them.

So Rafa banishes Mitrovic for his petty red cards, yet wants Troy Deeney with his 3-game violent conduct charge and 4-game stupid tackle suspension? Yeah right.

2011-12 saw neither QPR, Norwich or Swansea go down.

And THAT'S why Kane wasn't triple captained. He flops when you expect goals, then scores random hat tricks. Can't be trusted.

West Ham have looked good and have great fixtures, probably weren't going down anyway. Won't get too down about it.

Morata is scoring all the headers, it's just his feet that are the problem Azpilicueta has assisted 5 or 6 goals just from crossing to Morata's head. Carroll isn't needed.

Sunderland and kids shouldn't go together.

2 of them are keepers

Yann M'Vila off to St Etienne for free.

Besiktas is definitely our best hope for Mitrovic.

I watched our game there from the Arsenal end and by the end it was fairly obvious. No-one said a word, they were just surprised that a football fan made some noise.

Daryl Murphy was solid

We'll recover

Ergh

A bit desperate but maybe he can turn around their fortunes. Oh, wait.

Makes sense if Watford really do want Slimani.

I'm tempted to make mine the tall Romanian keeper who was at Sunderland.

Edwards is becoming more and more hateable.

Was thinking 'Our brick is Jamaal', if that even makes sense

I was determined to not put Ritchie in my top 5, but there's nothing else. After Merino, Lascelles & Atsu there's only really Shelvey, Gayle, Yedlin, Clark and that can't be right.

Another brick in Jamaal