Ketsbaia

Not sure we'll win 2 of Southampton, Huddersfield and West Brom. But chuck Arsenal (h) and Watford (a) in there, I think we can. Finish on either 36 or 37 points with a decent GD.

Can still accellerate a taxi though.

Be amazed if Swansea and Palace go on to pick up 13 points, West Ham 12, Huddersfield 11 and Stoke nine - while we go on to pick up seven, the same as bottom-placed WBA. Lots of games against Everton, Watford, Burnley and Leicester, as well as facing each other. Fair few wins flying around. As for us.... seems realistic tbh. Away to Liverpool, away to Tottenham and we won't win ALL 3 of those home games.

Just did the predictor and got: 12th West Ham (42pts) 13th Huddersfield (41) 14th Crystal Palace (40) 15th Swansea (40) 16th Brighton (38) 17th Newcastle (36) 18th Southampton (36) 19th Stoke (35) 20th West Brom (27)

Exactly. People casually saying we'll win those 3 home games when it'll be 2 at a push. Somewhere between 4 and 6 points.

They're two whole points ahead of us, then. Well if we held on, I'd be confident on 31 as well.

Brighton's games turn bad but they're on 31pts now so they'll probably stay up. Palace have bad short-term games but still think they're too good to go. Huddersfield have a great run soon, just like Swansea. We're just banking on Stoke and Southampton really, which is dangerous.

Can't see more than 5pts there :shrug:

He's let us down today, the prick. Enjoy being sacked and avoiding the stain of relegation.

Can't remember the last time I've been so upset at a result. Keep telling myself it didn't happen, but then you see the table.... fuck. Unforgivable to let that slip.

If we held on it'd be a 2. But it's turned into a disastrous set of score, it really has. To have Brighton & Huddersfield BOTH win is a disaster. 7.

FFS. These guys never get cut adrift. Right back in it now.

Stoke's upcoming games are a bit ouch, just like Palace.

Fucking Leicester pricks. They did this at home to Palace too.

Nervous about the other games but, if we win, it doesn't matter because we'd almost be safe.

While we're playing, there's West Brom v Huddersfield, Brighton v Swansea and Burnley v Southampton, with Leicester v Stoke as early kick off. No chance they'll ALL go our way, is there? Really need some favours again.

Birmingham v Barnsley tomorrow too

Would've been amazing if we could've attracted Bobby after Keegan ran off crying (first time). Without the Dalglish/Gullit years we could still be amongst the elite today.

"Our lord teaches us that it's never our fault. It's always something else"

Excited for this Priest Pardew phase tbh. "One of my ten commandments is to promise front-foot attacking fret"

More likely to get a Venky's if they're giving it away. Finger lickin' lush.

If Van Dijk is £75m etc.....

I always liked Bellamy until recently when it's became clear how much he hates us.

Give him a start and he'll score.

Just put him on a few panel shows