Ketsbaia

He's Freddie Flintoff

If that's his asking price, it's a decent opening offer tbh. Hopefully we can it down a bit.

Severely underwhelmed.

Oh boy, I now feel bad for laughing at Brighton's Locadia deal.

Bad enough seeing him leave, never mind banging them in for one of these.

The company that lost their lawsuit to pandas.

They used the Mr Kennedy theme :lol: Laughing quite hard at this, I was about to tweet his theme song for THE MOST AWESOME BANTER EVER. But they'd beaten me to it!

Wissam Ben Yedder Wissem Ben Yedder Witem Ben Yedda Hitem Ben Yedda Hitem Ben Yerda Hitem Ben Yarda Hitem Ben Arda therefore Hatem Ben Arfa OMG :frantic:

With Shelvey, there's no point being able to pass a ball if you're thick as shit. And Rafa has rightly decided that he's not in our best 11.

Must've gave up on Jonny Evans

Holy shit, are we actually getting a £20m striker? I was all prepared for the usual transfer letdown :lol:

A solid 80, mostly thanks to captain Aguero.

Maybe it's Gameiro, Sturridge or Batschuayi

Need to make sure we sign a couple of players, be consistent (no 1 point in 9 games again) and maintain our good goal difference. Someone else will freefall.

Not true. Our last games at Spurs and Liverpool got us 4 points. I meant this season. They'll be great against us... or we'll make them great.

Liverpool can fuck off, Arsenal can fuck off, Tottenham can fuck off. They'd all pull out a 5-star win when we come to town.

Sick of these teams pulling off shock wins. We'll never pull clear.... the big 6 love a good switch-off against our rivals.

It'll be great to just see 2 or 3 new names on a matchday. And they cant be worse than our lot.

It's not like Pardew to make inappropriate comments.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY

The forum software's fucked, it's not his fault. Blame Dave. I was so happy that Tapatalk didnt close down mid-post, I just couldn't stop myself.

Transfer record? Do we think it's 2005 or something? Wish he'd just calm down and stop spending.

Chelsea have now offically been linked with every striker in the world. And yet even they've stayed away from Joselu.

Schurrle not!

Even if we consider Southampton as a relegation candidate, a draw probably stops them immediately going for Marco Silva. So that mightn't be a bad thing.

If he signs a new deal, the takeover is clearly on and this was a demand.