Ketsbaia

The definition of insanity Mike Ashley is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. Cretinous cunt.

Would take Iheanacho over Sturridge but Leicester seem to be letting Ulloa and Slimani go, can't see this happening.

Surely they won't get both Sturridge and Deeney, not that I'd want the latter.

So their Deeney deal is off?

Oh fuck

Even if he's only fit for half our games, he'll improve us. And with the World Cup on the horizon, there's a chance he could sneak into the squad. Unpopular opinion - I've always liked the celebration.

Holy fuck, really? Wow.

Class way to replace Aubameyang.

Iheanacho, definitely.

Arsenal wanting to maintain their 'absolute twats' ratio, I see.

I hope Burnley are doing the standard West Brom tactic of slacking off once they're safe

3-1 win without Jorgensen scoring. That'll knock a million off.

Dont think Van Persie returned to be 2nd choice

Diskerud was at New York City, another part of the Man City family. Just shuffling him around.

It's starting to sound like this one might happen, but you never know with these bellends. I'd not be gutted to miss out on Jorgensen but - if you're telling me that it's him or nothing - then we have to go for it

I prefer the even more classic "bid half the asking price, stubbornly walk away but hey we tried" tactic.

Just loan someone like Sergio Romero and put all the money (LOL) towards a striker.

Keith Downie Sunderland hoping to add Lonergan (Leeds), Lua-Lua (Brighton), Martin (Derby) & Marshall (Wolves) to bolster their squad. Even two of those four would be a result for Chris Coleman. Holy fuck. I'm starting to think these might be in trouble. What a horrific selection

Fine. Must mean Deeney is off somewhere.

Aye but how else are they going to get away from the wife for a couple of hours? Yep - there's a pre-match piss up and a post-match piss up, both of which rely on the match itself. They'll never give that up.

He probably wants to join Barcelona too. Doesn't mean they'll be in for Everton bench fodder, though.

Why? they have been pretty comfortable all season and are 16th atm, think they'll be fine regardless personally. Bad form which, if they don't arrest for the next 3 or 4 decent fixtures, will turn nasty because their games get bad. Not a particularly high standard of striker either, as much as I like Mitrovic.

It'll take more than Locadia and Mitrovic to keep Brighton up, like.

Ah damn.

And we've played Brighton twice so he can't score against us. Maybe his goals help them beat Stoke, Huddersfield etc, which could be what we need.