Ketsbaia

concrete Trapp? Sounds dangerous

Staveley - from hero to Zero

Lose 10 from 11 but when we win 2, Ashley thinks all is good. I can actually see that

It'd be ludicrous to loan him out and I doubt Bordeaux can afford him permanently, unless Malcom is about to go.

It's the whole PIN number situation.

Ashley hates us but I'm sure he won't choose a holiday that'd cost him a multi-million sale. He'll not be active with transfers anyway and the sale is probably done. Non-story for me.

I'm starting to think it'll go the other way and we'll need a higher points total because it's so competitive. Hopefully Swansea and West Brom start to get properly cut adrift. Or even better - slightly adrift but with enough hope so that they can beat Brighton, Huddersfield, Southampton etc. We'll have to ask them for some favours. Last time we went down with above-average points didn't we? I remember thinking we were really unlucky that Sunderland also picked up form.

Their home games are the toughest set.

Butland, Zouma and Shaqiri are good players too.

Or it takes them so long to appoint someone that there's no time to buy a striker or defender.

Time for a bath

Whoops, I never considered someone would fake some random journalist Sad people.

paul joyce Mahrez to Liverpool. £49m. Medical tomorrow.

@DeanJonesBR Two names I've heard so far in relation to the Stoke job: Michael O'Neill and Martin O'Neill.

Damn, was hoping Stoke could stagnate a little longer.

Perez up front again. We need to win this so we can breathe a bit.

Was reading that they a) want Iniesta fresh for CL and b) were worried his price would rise after the World Cup. As if anyone else would go near this price!

PHHHEEEEEEWWWWWWW

£142m for Coutinho, fuck me :lol: He's alright, possibly even world-class. But £142m! Liverpool have robbed them blind.

It really does emphasise how essential it is to beat Swansea because it's hard to pick out the next win.

Does the helicopter say Bantervale?

As I say, Amanda Staveley is an anagram of NAME A DAY, TV SALE. It's all set up for Football Focus.

Should only dab at bingo, in my opinion.

I'm sure James Vaughan and regen #1 can pick up the slack