Ketsbaia

Of those names, I'd love to go for Iheanacho on loan. He'll be 3rd choice if Aguero stays and is class. It's bordering on realistic.

And here it is: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-newcastle-target-players-out-12981504

Chelsea apparently willing to loan out Zouma if they buy Van Dijk. We need to be right on top of that.

Gayle's winner v Norwich. Gutted to have been on a train when that happened.

Benched him for Pickford. I see Gabbiadini had a poor first game too. Also benched Sigurdsson and Chambers because of their tough games

Cairney, Sessegnon, Costa, Taylor, Vieira, Abraham are all decent.

Got off a plane yesterday to this glorious news. They finally lay down. And nobody will miss Sunderland.

Benched him for Pickford. I see Gabbiadini had a poor first game too.

As a club they're horrific, like. Putting bias to one side, they're still embarrassing.

Bring it on. Hard smashing British PFM, tika-taka, rapid counter-attacking, pressing, bus parking..... it'd be shit if everyone had the same style, will just be more fun when Gerrard gets humiliated.

Nicked for stealing the show against Arsenal that time

It'll basically be Billy Jones, Rodwell, Catts, Gibson, Anichebe and McNair left over

Yep, we're virtually mathematical here. May be a bit more jubilant once we learn more about HMRCharnley, mind

Batschuayi to Chelsea. So maybe Swansea are in trouble for Ayew.

Yeah, the more big clubs caught in this the better (for us)

Today, man

The more clubs involved, the better for us.

Colback

The return of Llambias is what we've all waited for

Promoted 2 days ago Kind of worried now

Erm..... wha!?!?!

Don't want Fulham purely so we can get Tom Cairney and I really don't get how Reading are there, just don't rate them at all. So we should probably want them up with us.

He's not going to Arsenal If not Wenger, they'll go for someone new and flashy.

It's hard to truly enjoy a season out of the top flight, especially with recent form and erratic defeats. If 5 is the best, I'll go 3. EDIT: I guess 3 is the middle grade either way