Ketsbaia

We forgetting that Mat Ryan is a good keeper?

Off to be Mat Ryan's back-up? Turns out ok for us, shame that the saved wages won't end up anywhere.

Guys, last season's top scorer is staying at the club, we should be grateful.... right? RIGHT?

I've been reading CroftHewitNews for years tbf. He knows his stuff.

We want him to stay? How Lazaar. Because everytime I look around, he's on the bench.

Pretty sad when Lucas Perez is our only hope

George Caulkin‏: Colback has been told that he'll be training with the Academy if he doesn't leave. He's been offered to Safc and Boro; wants to stay in NE.

Can't believe Jota is only going to Birmingham. Some mad loans happening, although I just wish a club would make a permanent transfer. These 'loan with obligation to buy' deals are all over the place and they're horrible.

Bacon sarnies all round

Just remembered what this place is like in late August - everyone trying to out-pessimism each other.

He's blatantly negotiating some late loans with Zidane & Valverde..... No?

That's just because of his name tbh. Clasie Jordi is too good for journalists to resist.

WBA ending it strongly with Krychowiak, Burke and maybe Gibbs. It's bloody infuriating.

Would be chuffed with Origi but can't see it. Perhaps back in for Aboubakar?

Ajax have a decent one - bit of a weak lung though.

Our record transfer is so low, we'll sell someone to the Championship for a larger fee (if we negotiate).

I'd say top priorities are a #10 and a left back, followed by a keeper. Only let Gayle go if a great striker is lined up.

Ravel Morrison close to signing for Atlas in Mexico. His career hasn't mapped out well, but this is a bit extreme......

Leeds got £15m for Chris Wood - add a couple to it and they can have a striker who'll get them in the top 6.

Some scouse mentals have tracked down a flight from Bournemouth for this Makes Ben Arfa baggage control look completely normal.

Oooooh that's a big sale. So we've made enough space in squad size and wages now, should get at least a couple more in. Awesome

If Lazaar also goes, we've cleared 4 wages and are ready to get at least 2.

Good news

Tagliafico would fit with La Bamba - both with Rafa's and his own version.

I reckon more deadwood will finally go but it'll be pointless, as the incomings won't come. Just either Kenedy or Tagliafico.