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Alli probably beats Kane and Lukaku, yet doesn't join them in the main award. And young Michael Keane is 24.

THE William Carvalho :lol:

Rafa Benitez makes Stoke's Ryan Shawcross top transfer target should he guide Newcastle to promotion http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/newcastle-transfer-news-latest-ryan-shawcross-rafa-benitez-summer-window-promotion-championship-a7680061.html :frantic:

I want Kane in for Bournemouth at home, but already have 3 Spurs players. It'd be mental to sell Son right now, surely?

I mean..... yeah, I expected us to be better. But wow

If Huddersfield stay unbeaten by winning 4 and drawing 2, they're only on 88pts. We're 4 away from that.

In past seasons they'd win this one. Man Utd aren't convincing either.

Thank god Huddersfield lost, so we should still be ok. But we're not very good and today proved once again that the squad needs an overhaul.

Son, Alli and Ben Davies bringing in 43 points - on it's own more than several gameweeks this season Just needing Sigurdsson, Vardy, Lukaku, Sanchez etc to strike.

I captained the wrong Spurs mid

These have a ridiculous collection of strikers at this level. In theory, it should be the best by miles.

Defoe actually seems to care about Sunderland fans, especially the kid Bradley. Not sure he'd piss them off, especially when a few Premier League teams will also be after him. West Ham would be ahead of us, for example.

A Carr recommendation

With Gabriel Jesus starting well at Man City, I wonder if Iheanacho will be available. Maybe not that realistic but he's class.

Efan Ekoku Ousmane Dembele

Moyes seems to more resemble Marty Feldman as their season fizzles out. Would like to see one or more of his eyes actually pop out when the inevitable happens. If we must do the plane banner sh*te can we just leave it blank? Or "This banner deliberately left blank". Then they could use their imaginations.... A rare and welcome gift in such an unrelentingly grey shithole. Or we could reply to 'Auf Wiedersehen Prem' with 'Guten Tag, ya bellends'. Although the right answer is clearly to not fly anything as it's incredibly cringeworthy.

2nd place gets a trophy too, don't they?

Just a shame that Boro have no attacking output, Gabbiadini is hurt at Southampton and Man Utd are basically just Zlatan. Arsenal are barely any better regarding Sanchez. I suppose Walcott, Mkhitaryan and Negredo could be worth a risk.

Was chatting with Lorraine Kelly this morning, so glad he's committed to their survival efforts

Nice few minutes where Alli, Son and Yoshida all scored. So, added to Vardy and Coutinho's goals, it's been another good week of 61 points. Been an awful season but went from a 1.1 million ranking to 227k in 8 gameweeks.

No idea what any of that was referring to.

Zlatan's late penalty stopped a Holgate clean sheet, dammit. At least Vardy scored.

Moyes will be the first to admit there was some slapstick defending tonight.

I heard Moyes doesn't even call them Easter Eggs, you know. The slapping prick.