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Hopefully he'll be able to take one training session, maybe he can identify why we're so bad away from home.

They're pretty much British, it's all the same. Right?

Rafa knows that whoever finally gets it right at Newcastle will be treated like a God. Very enticing prospect.

Thing is, I just know we're still going down Overnight, our players will suddenly turn up, become really good and beat teams? And it's Newcastle United - you know it'll end in heartbreak and misery

There's nothing about Alex Neil anywhere. What a random thing to make up

Rafa fucking Benitez.

I just can't believe this is happening. Absolutely stunned.

This club, man 10 years of bullshit managers and it's suddenly Rafa Benitez. I can't stop shaking my head - what a coup! :lol:

C'mon Rafa, be our gaffer!

If Benitez comes in and keeps us up, I'd be mildly excited about the club's potential change in attitude. Spending on a manager makes the team do better? What a revelation. Foolish, I know.

Why does everyone think he didn't say that? He 100% said it after practicing in the mirror for half an hour. He's a gormless thumb, why are you putting anything past him No, I think he did say that

"Steve, do you mind taking training for one more day? We're just trying to find someone to take your job. Cheers"

With a decent manager we can beat Leicester. They better not be taking their time over things.

It's probably in Ashley's mentality to offer him an upstairs role - if you're paying that amount of money, you may as well get him working for it.

Oh shit, forgot about this.

http://i.gifntext.com/52259-can-i-have-a-word-lee-you-re-fired-steve.gif

Ask Liverpool fans, they seem down to earth and likeable.

Ahhhh man, you're right

I mean, it's not a random guess. He'll probably be right anyway.

I feel like this is a joke that's gone too far.

https://twitter.com/TheRealEbouee/status/707563503180238849 Immediately calling the boss by his nick name

The Berahino thread worked out well, so this is a good omen

I like him but I won't get upset over it. The squad needs gutting.

Doubling a 700k salary is pennies with this new TV deal. Absolute pocket change. Even if Benitez comes in, keeps us up and goes I'll be satisfied. You'd think such a drastic impact would convince Chashley that it's worth investing in a good manager. Again, a good manager will probably earn £10-15m more in prize money.