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Telegraph saying that Ashley will leave the decision up to Charnley. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12183818/Mike-Ashley-alarmed-by-Newcastle-slump-but-will-let-Lee-Charnely-decide-Steve-McClarens-future.html On the surface that's bad news. But Charnley is ultimately looking out for himself - if keeping McClaren backfires, he could lose his job. Surely he's shitting himself?

Benitez, Pellegrini, Rodgers, Moyes, Rudi Garcia.... some big names being linked, I hope there's some truth in there.

We'll grab a late equaliser, so we neither win nor lose McClaren. Perfect.

Apparently not, but I'd have thought there's something wrong with consciously employing a paedophile.

Apparently the players have lost faith and believe defeat will see him gone. I'd suggest they'll lose on purpose but I think it'd be hard to tell

All far bigger than the probable champions. What a ridiculous season

Who are these people? There's a general "we just have to beat Bournemouth" attitude, not realising how hard that'll be.

I think a lot of people see the word Bournemouth and think we should win, but we honestly won't. They're actually good, play with positivity and have a nice vibe about them - they'll play us off the park, just like at their place. Lose 3-0, fans revolt. I would go: Elliot - Janmaat, Taylor, Lascelles, Dummett - Saivet, Shelvey - Perez, Wijnaldum, Townsend - Doumbia

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"Right, we need a front page headline for Johnson. He's a paedo." "Hmmm... paedo, bleedo, feedo, speedo...." "PERFECT! Do we have a picture of him in speedos?" "Erm, yes from 10 years ago, but I don't see what relev...." "Doesn't matter. 'Paedo in his speedos' - nailed it."

Janmaat can fuck off too.

Butland does one save all match and suddenly he has a voodoo curse over us?

We're getting relegated on our own, nothing these other teams can do about it.

That's it for him. But even when he goes after Bournemouth, it's too late. It's hard to pick his worst trait - loyalty to shit players, complete lack of attacking ability or his shockingly late substitutions.

By virtue of having one shot on goal, Doumbia has earnt a start.

Ok, now we're 10. It's not even a matter of opinion anymore, these players don't give a shit about this club. You can talk about good individuals or good fixtures, none of that matters. We're gone.

McClaren can fuck off out of this club, he's taking the piss with that. What a little shit.

If he's a full nonce he'd have got that blow job.

Ok, first of all, who are they going to sack? Margaret Byrne? do you think she was the only one aware? don't you think she will have spoke to Short? he is her immediate boss and she i not the top of the tree, he can't sack himself? he IS the boss, he owns the whole shebang. with all previous lighthearted comments aside before any final judgement was made i find it absolutely fucking disgusting that they knew what he had done after being privvy to the messages etc As for your comments about a quick fondle in the back of the car, you really need to give your head a shake, he has been found guilty of 3 out of 4 charges with a girl who had just turned 15yrs old ffs. he has gone out with the intention of getting as much sexual pleasure from a 15yr old child as he could Your whole club and the majority of your sick pathetic fans disgust me - you included I think 'quick fondle' was tongue-in-cheek, like. He's not saying Johnson's hand accidently fell up her.

Really didn't expect this outcome - for some reason I assumed he'd get away with it, or perhaps get a suspended sentence. But wow, things have taken a turn!

Wow, so jail time?

10-2 majority verdict. The greatest margin of 8 since 9-1 marra FTM.

Mag with the gavel says he's geet guilty.

Surely he'll be found guilty of fingering - "you felt turned on". Majority verdict accepted for that one as well.

Swansea's Norwich-Bournemouth-Villa-Stoke run is huge. Get 6 or 7 points from that and I think you'll stay up, the players are certainly good enough. Norwich keep playing well but losing, like Saturday's game and the collapse against Liverpool.