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Too bad one of those is against Man City Man City on the road can lose to anyone*. Weak as piss. * except us

If Swansea and Norwich lose to Arsenal and Chelsea, we have 2 games in hand and a 3-point gap

It's obvously hilarious that Palace keep losing but they're not seriously going down. #1 objective is Newcastle so it has to be a Palace win (although I know some of us actively want relegation, which is understandable).

France...... we just don't learn.

We should post this link on their forum as a Samaritans-esque helpline.

Now the police have left, we can resume the party.

Me. 3-3 would still be winless Gives them tons of confidence though. We need them to win on Tuesday, so I'd take that.

Me. 3-3 would still be winless

Oh god, typical

Is forever long enough?

title change?

Well if Sunderland beat these on Tuesday - which is likely - their next six are Liverpool, Leicester, West Ham, Norwich, Arsenal and Man Utd. They could easily be on 35/36 points with 4 games left.

Outstanding freefall I'm sure there's a valid excuse this time, though. Bloody 'Atam.

GET FUCKING IN THEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

The final, agonising decision was whether to bring Arnautovic in. Figured it'd only be for today and Wednesday, not worth it. Think this is the last straw, tempted to delete the fucker.

Thrilling afternoon, culminating with West Brom v Crystal Palace

Leicester are going to fuck this up.

Who? Khazri, although that failed rabona was shocking. Defoe too.

I'm saving mine for a double gameweek. I was going to but decided to play it now, with extreme planning. Hoping to have 7 or 8 doublers.

For the first time in ages, Sunderland actually own a good player instead of loaning one.

Used wildcard: Butland, Joel Koscielny, Huth, Dier, Williams, Fonte Payet, Sigurdsson, Ozil, Mahrez, Alli Aguero, Kane, Vardy

They're completely on top and look far better than us.

Wouldn't be the first time North East fans put an extra 'u' on a bedsheet.

Love the celebration, Sunderland playing well before that.

On paper our 4 rivals should lose this weekend but it's asking a lot for it all to go our way. Can see either Sunderland or Norwich getting an unexpected win.