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Maya Jama would be an improvement on Shelvey tbf.

Oh bloody hell. Never change, FPL

Sanchez - Steele TAA - Shaw - White - Ayling - Tsimikas Salah - Fernandes - Barnes - Raphinha - Gilmour Ings - Antonio - Toney £1m in the bank. The last main decision was whether to get Greenwood, as I'd gradually ruled out the likes of DCL, Jota, Digne and Son throughout the past week. Good luck everyone

Insane that Lukaku is £11.5m. Way too much, which I suspect will put most managers of owning him at any point.

Leeds once bought a second player and look what happened to them.

Yeah I'm similar. Definitely TAA, Shaw, White, Sanchez, Salah, Fernandes, Ings and Antonio. Then 3 from Barnes, Greenwood, Raphinha, Grealish, Toney and Calvert-Lewin.

Be delighted with this

They've reeled me in for this one.

Think I'd rather Messi retire now than play for PSG. Was so sad and surreal watching that farewell conference. It just doesn't feel right. And yeah, surely Martinez is to replace Kane. Otherwise it'd be a strange time for Levy to suddenly spend all this money on him and Romero.

Always nice to see the stinkingly rich team grab Messi, Donnarumma, Wijnaldum and Sergio Ramos on free transfers.

Or to Wrexham with Ryan Reynolds

I refuse to believe this is true. I'd be gutted

Grealish is just a luxury signing, they need Kane far more.

Think we'll be his only option. The classic Ashley tactic.

Fuck off Villa. So fucking jealous.

Tuanzebe would be backup at Villa, right? Konsa and Mings are a good duo.

It's Man City or nothing and they're about to buy Grealish. Surely not both?

I naturally want to rebel against Grealishmania, which has gotten way out of hand. He's good - very good. That's it.

I still don't get Cantwell tbh

Instinctively, I'm happy he's leaving because Villa are doing my head in. But what if that £100m goes towards Willock or ASM?

Very nice shirt, like. What is this feeling?

It's kind of a shame about Gallagher but I'd prefer the two loans to be Willock* and Tuanzebe. * clearly we aren't getting him permanently

Anything can mean anything if you try hard enough

That Barcelona kit is one of the worst in recent times, surely. Quite liking this Spurs one though:

Think he's alright tbh. Imagine if he replaced Shelvey