Ketsbaia

I think it's been made incredibly clear by now that the odds mean nothing in this case. Stop falling for it

Not good enough. It needs to be amazing, right now.

Hopefully either ten Hag, Jardim, Emery or Fonseca. I'm undecided on Favre and Rafa. Really hope it's not Martinez, Lampard, Gerrard or Howe.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/osasuna-esposasuna/story/4506056/chimy-avilas-journey-to-laliga-through-povertysacrifice-and-tragedy-to-starring-at-osasuna This interview wth Osasuna's Chimy Avila is nuts. What a journey he's glad and it's good to see him back in action after two consecutive torn cruciate ligaments.

Mad to think we're competing with Barcelona for managers. Some may prefer us right now

They've had their Pizza Cup, now it's the Calippo Cup. They'll have a delightful QF elimination and return to finding new ways of losing to Charlton.

Love the idea, hope it takes off. Things are a bit mad for me right now, so all I can do is take part in a podcast - the lazy part which involves no effort Let's see if things calm down, going forward. We need a decent voice for suporters.

Seemingly so. It's just mad that he's been described to me a certain way for years, then I discover he's So Cal Geordie of Gallowgate Shots - a massive Newcastle and Shearer fan

He was ok to decent here but I wouldn't take him back now. Versus Bruce? Of course. But the world is now our oyster.

I thought this was cool, a nice story, sent it to my girlfriend..... she's mortified. It's her ex I'm having a howler, not connecting the dots. So dumb

83pts thanks to Salah (c) but not having Antonio or Alexander-Arnold made it another drop. No striker has returned for four weeks now

Havertz was the only Chelsea starter to blank - glad I took a 4 point hit to get him

@Ando7..... just give us or No words needed

Toney for Lukaku Havertz for Saka (-4) But turns out Saka is starting, so it's clearly going to backfire as always.

If Monaco are the 'home' team, it's not a big loss

I'm at a 5 or 6 because - assuming we lose the next couple - there's a nasty December run and we could be a few points adrift by the time January window opens.

Not sure whether to take the Vardy route or the Son route. Kai Havertz is basically guaranteed points for a few matches but there are too many fires to put out for a short-term pick.

First time in here today and.... YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH Delighted that the inept cabbage-headed prick has finally gone, good riddance you knobhead. And how fitting that it's the 25th anniversary of the 5-0, a day when 'boyhood fan' Bruce was visibly mortified in the Sky Sports studio. Fuck off and take your media spooners with you. GET IN!

So taking a GW7 4-point hit on signing Rudiger, Saka and Lukaku has already seen them all injured. Fuck this

Hasn't every night had this?

Can't believe we're going into Wednesday and he's still (officially) here. Ridiculous.

Without clicking, is Lascelles the good guy or bad guy here?

Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Martinez, Howe....... jesus christ, I'm getting nervous now

Was fun seeing Saka getting booked, injured and removed on zero points too. Beyond absurd now.

GW5 Wildcard, bought Reece James. Immediately benched v Spurs, then injured v Man City. GW7, bought the security of Rudiger so that James can become Dias. GW8, Rudiger injured so he makes way for Dias. James still in. Of course, Dias and James both benched as their teams secure clean sheets. FUCK. ING. HELL