Ketsbaia

I'm not going to my graduation because I'm too embarrassed to see my course mates again, many of whom stopped following me on Twitter because of this

It's like an AA meeting "Hi everyone. My name is Andymc1 and I..I...I'm a Pardew-hater."

True. DVDs aren't quite the same thing but I really loved Bobby's team. At their best, they was breathtaking to watch. Fitting in with this thread, I guess it was because I really love proper #9s, proper wingers and the big man-little man dynamic. Both teams had that.

Controversial, but I reckon the Sir Bobby team was better than Keegan's Entertainers, despite not getting as close to the title. I certainly loved watching them more - players like Shearer, Bellamy, Solano, Robert & Dyer were phenomenal. Speed too.

Almost time to decide between Silva and Walcott. Big decision.

Only 4 goals for Villa this season

If it wasn't for these ludicrous annual wins over Liverpool, Arsenal etc, Villa would be long gone. On the pitch, they are nothing.

I had that thought too Maybe it's a compromise for our situation - he keeps his mate in a job but shifts him up to Scotland and the eventual possibility of Champions League football.

Jack Cork's three

No Costa again!

If we get owt here, I'm giving up. This is ridiculous - we'll never get rid of the twat.

I give up.

I had no idea their goals were like that, so Match of the Day was class They really are trying to outdo us.... not that it'll work.

In a H2H league I'm 8 wins from 8, facing the bottom side - a guy who hasn't changed his side since the start. Easy? I'm probably going to lose thanks to clean sheets. None of his subs have played and he started Costa, Sturridge, Riviere, Tiote and Quinn (who didnt play). Fucking hell.

Absolute nightmare here. Nobody's doing anything!

Ooooft, poor Rangers. Wouldn't wish the devil upon any other team (except Sunderland).

Aye, QPR, Burnley and Leicester have really upped the ante

http://i.imgur.com/VvVo3EL.png Duff isn't ideal there but it's not worth losing 4pts to sub him out. No-one's keeping clean sheets anyway!

I'm starting him but Jack Cork is ready to step in. Surely he plays though, especially without Remy.

Our goal difference was shocking for a team that high up.

72 without making Aguero captain. Gutted. Welbeck's coming in for Ulloa next week.

Spot on.

Spurs cant normally be trusted but they'll slaughter us because we're turboshit.

The mackems were absolutely annih-nil-eight-ed today

Three heavy defeats coming up and we're back to where we were At least we got the points today - as much as I despise Pardew, I really dont want to be relegated. A defeat today would've confirmed it.