Ketsbaia

Aye, get those two and we've got a shot at 8th. Then again, looking at the dugout brings me back down to 10th!

FIFA14 cover change? That's the major consequence of this, surely.

You'd think Spurs would aim higher with this Bale money. Whilst Lennon is a weakspot for them, they'd probably have to shift Adebayor or Defoe first.

Well if he has a release clause, they shouldn't need to enquire.

There'd be better teams than Spurs in for Reus, especially when they miss out on CL again.

At least £45m too much, man. I need to throw up.....

I quite liked Dixon but he's at ITV now. They're heading in the right direction, with Nevin/Vialli in for Lawro. I think Lineker's a great host too.

Wigan 3-0 but we were aided by the early red card.

This. Still won't be buying it though

Although I've just been mentioned by them

That is the worst written article I've ever seen http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4504/dd02a29e15b61035b99c6ce.gif

Defender slips and the commentator says "That's why we love football". No it isn't.

He'll Costa fortune.

Then you remembered they're Welsh? I love the accent, so that strengthens the bond.

Was going to cheer against Swansea but then I remembered the night they beat Wigan

The owner with no morals shouldnt have a problem with buying an accused rapist. Although, according to Pardew, rape is simply a tackle on Ched Evans. So who knows.

Big words, man.

They're brothers

We should come across well in this. Maybe we can attract more Mikes from Liverpool.

So...no rumours? None at all?

Whilst they can't attract world class players yet, they could aim for youngsters from just below that level (like Hazard to Chelsea, Ronaldo to Man Utd). The problem is that Isco, Gotze, James Rodriguez etc have already moved this summer. Can only really think of Eriksen and Bernard. So where do you go? Just hope they dont go for Ben Arfa.

I think we've finally found a more obscene transfer fee than the Andy Carroll deal. This is driving me mad!

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/329867/WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-Tottenham-star-Gareth-Bale-gets-his-way-as-95m-Real-Madrid-deal-is-ON? £95m is an absolute pisstake. Eye-watering....at least £40m too much imo.

So now our strategy/tactics/magic is brilliant again....