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I really want to know what happens with Bale, Suarez (despite the 6 game ban) and Rooney. Hurry up!!!

Apparently if you're on here often enough, everyone's menstrual cycle co-ordinate.

On what page does he pull out of the slut? I need to know.

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Aye

Well summed up.

A serious lack of gifs

Better charge the Xbox controllers....

He was exceptional when he wanted to be, I loved his time here. What a player!

Daily Mirror claiming that Crystal Palace are in for him now.

Asking for Sigurdsson would be a good idea, actually.

Too far!

Mightn't even be worthy of a post but I stumbled upon this Euro 2012 preview on YouTube Poor Mina, the dude next to her has no idea what he's talking about. "Pirlo could get dominated by the Irish boys."

Now he's said that, I'm convinced this will fall through. Of course it will, this is NUFC.

1. Chelsea 2. Man City 3. Man Utd 4. Arsenal ----------------------------------------- 5. Tottenham 6. Liverpool ----------------------------------------- 7. West Ham 8. Swansea 9. Newcastle 10. Everton 11. Aston Villa 12. Southampton 13. Norwich 14. West Brom 15. Fulham 16. Cardiff 17. Stoke ----------------------------------------- 18. Sunderland 19. Hull 20. Crystal Palace

Was just typing up a similar thing Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Sunderland, Hull, Crystal Palace Overachievers: West Ham Underperformers: Fulham, Sunderland Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie (why go for anyone else? ) Break Out Year: Kagawa, Shaw, Ward-Prowse, Marveaux, Paulinho, Bony, Okore Season to Forget: Oxlade-Chamberlain, Diego Costa (if it goes through), Altidore, Negredo First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Slight improvement but still out of both by the quarter-finals Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Reading, Bolton Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Peterborough League One Relegation: Coventry, Colchester, Shrewsbury FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Messi.....duhhh! Other Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, he'll argue with his reflection and storm out in disgust. Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Nope, the inevitable fall out will finally happen. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 14 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. None of our GKs are French, so that means not playing Colo/Saylor/Jonas/Tiote/Santon. How will Moyes do at Man United? Doesn't pull up trees but he has two strong rivals. Slips into 3rd. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will start off with a big decision going well, with some later controversy. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? YES!!! The stars will again, pigs will fly and FINALLY the impossible becomes reality.

Would still love to get him, although I doubt we'll get both Ince and Remy

Neither of our managers are lookers, like. I have no idea what Mrs Fonte saw in Pards.

You'd think Austin was on the other team

Julio Cesar too.

His twitter background picture, man. He loves himself to a sickening degree.

QPR XI: Green; Simpson, Onuoha, Hill, Traore, Barton, Henry, Faurlin, Hoilett, Zamora, Johnson. Subs: Murphy, Dunne, Suk-Young, Wright-Phillips, Austin, Jenas, Derry. If they keep that squad they're going straight back up!

It's gonna happen again, isn't it?