Ketsbaia

'Pineapple head lad'

Must go to this one, looks class. Great price too

Jones It's always Phil Jones!

End of the world in this thread? Over a tweet that may or not be translated properly and, if it is, doesn't suggest the deal is dead.

I'm intrigued by the prospect of Kinnear getting Bent's name wrong.

How can he spell Remy so badly?!?!

Holy shit

Lyon deserve it for being pricks here. Still annoyed though.

This is the best scenario. Cisse on his own wasn't working - we were too predictable and lacking in numbers/support. If there's a way we can have 2 strikers and HBA thriving, we have to go with it.

Apparently Ryder was too busy licking windows to notice what actually happened.

Grant Holt and Carlton Cole - coming to a Europa League near you!

Sounds like it.

Something freaky is going on here. It's like The Twilight Zone.

WE'VE FUCKING SCORED FROM A CORNER?!?!?!?! I'll be dancing down the STD-infested alleys of Chester-le-Street tonight.

Interesting way to replace Aubameyang.

Can't believe they rejected that offer, I thought it was too much.

Edgar Davids to wear the #1 shirt for Barnet next season http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2380194/Edgar-Davids-wear-No-1-shirt-season.html Meanwhile, story of the season has been exclusively revealed by the Daily Star. Incredibly, Brendan Rodgers has white teeth. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/329075/Brendan-Rodgers-is-all-white?

It's an interesting dilemma - do you take £82m without CL football or £60m with it? Despite the lower fee, you'd now attract better players. I admire Levy for holding on but I think we all agree that such a fee is absolutely ridiculous. Far too much.

Skjelbred rumours just around the corner....

If that Bale stuff is true, I dunno which club is crazier.

Sounds like they've accepted the offer.

Crystal Palace and Hull are going down so, so quickly. Abysmal squads.

Robbie Savage ‏@RobbieSavage8 3h So if hooper goes to Norwich Ill have to have a rethink on who goes down , with signings and lack of my 3 now are palace, hull, Sunderland Savage is alright, like

£13m

Reckon we'll do this one. Lyon aren't really in a position of power here.