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He'll turn up with Pro Evo instead, what a dick.

And yet we offered loads for Gomis.

I hate that he died just after relegation and that Ashley was around. Must've been heartbreaking for him.

I have plenty of unpopular opinions but only two come to mind right now: 1) Milner was a fantastic player for us. Was gutted when we sold him. 2) We shouldn't have sacked Allardyce.

What a club ;D

"Not prepared to pay more than £2m" according to Caulkin

"Over the line" We certainly wouldn't need Hawkeye.

If we sign him, I'd Loic that Remy much.

Wow, seriously? I'm a big fan of Caulker. Looks like a permanent deal too, absolute madness.

What about Deulofeu? Is he playing ahead of Mirallas though? They sold Sess? Mignolet and Rose.

All Everton's signings do is add depth, I dont see Alcaraz or Joel improving them. As for Villa/Liverpool, its been good in that they've added decent players whilst not yet losing Benteke/Suarez. Bony is a cracking signing at Swansea.

The only ones that have had really good summers so far are Norwich, Aston Villa, Liverpool and Spurs. Swansea's has been ok but Sunderland's is quantity over quality, whilst losing their best 2 players.

Berbatov and Bent would be a very interesting parntership, actually. Bent would be straight into my FL team if he goes to Fulham.

Poetic title, I think this deal will eventually happen. Gomis and Remy

Despite everything this club puts us through, it still fills me with pride that Sir Bobby managed us and that he's one of us. You can never take those memories away. A great man who'll always be missed. RIP

It really won't This time last year he was about to debut for Dagenham & Redbridge. Exactly what you want for a PL campaign. He'll score against us, of course.

"Noocarsow have literally signed Loic Remy. He's a top, top player Richard"

Well its a great source, lets hope he's not jumped the gun. This needs to get over the line....

As someone browsing from a pub, this has been a scary few minutes.

Gosling will score tonight. He's still shit though.

Must be his delicious crépes.

Everyone's terrified of Desailly.

Going through Suarez's post now, are we?

And it'd be class if Shay started ahead of him for this, would be hilarious.