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Not sure they need him, especially for that price. Moyes wouldn't have done this!!

Makes too much sense to actually happen.

Tomorrow's papers say Bony is signing for Swansea (£12m) and Spearing is off to Blackburn (£1.5m).

The dude in the horizonal blue/black looks like an absolute legend, like. Jealous.

That's a lot of money, I wouldn't be too impressed with that one. Also, it looks like Mendy has chosen Marseille over them.

"whopping"

Oi! You're signing players, don't whinge You expect me to have sympathy for a club who went on a spending binge last January? Joe Kinnear.

Oi! You're signing players, don't whinge

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If Gosling leaves but no-one cares, did it really happen?

Someone is actually buying him? Got to love free money!

"Jonas....is....is that you?"

Palace are going down quicker than a midget prostitute

"Joe!!! I said I wanted Sneijder...."

I wonder who Mourinho turns to now, after missing out on Falcao and Cavani.

He'll be class over here.

Of those 2 latest articles, one is barely an article and the other is a downright lie - no way is he staying there. I dunno if we're keen right now but very soon he'll be the only option for us. Surely we'll be in for him.

Fucking hell, Gazza. Stop it

I've just tweeted Altidore, calling him an idiot. That should sort it, lads!

Whats the source? Shame if it has happened.

Fucking hell. This is suicide by the board.

Would love him back but I doubt any of the hierarchy would go back there.

They can do better than Mkhitaryan though, especially for that price. I liked the Eriksen & Bernard idea.

Ryder talks bollocks and licks windows, surely we'll be in for Remy. And if we aren't now, we will be once we miss out on a few more targets.

Assombalonga is already in my 'Funny Footballers Names' team, along with the likes of Rod Fanni, Wes Hoolahan and Quim.

I wonder if those 3 deals all fell apart, or we just haven't completed them yet. Remy