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James McArthur: central midfielder, born in Glasgow, signed for Wigan from Hamilton. James McCarthy: central midfielder, born in Glasgow, signed for Wigan from Hamilton. They're completely different!

He's tall, lets get him!

Santa Cruz is still their property

Not a chance. Forget it ever happened.

That West Ham home kit

It's an amazing analogy Hypermarket vs Convenience store.

To be fair, in the past few weeks I've found a disturbing number of pro-Pardew fans. If these 'fans' want their club to do well, I find their stance mind-blowing.

That'll wake us up. Come on....give us an early summer signing!

Its very easy to link names to Monaco right now, must get a dozen links per day. Only some will come off. I'm not worried.

We normally can't squeeze a penny out of Mike, yet we'd spend £10m on - for next season - nothing? I'd love to sign Hughes but no way would it happen like that, if at all.

Or 'Sweet Caroline'.

Sell the twat, they cant buy better with the money they'll get. Good.

Quantity? Yes. Quality? Hell no.

Will Hughes becomes amazing on FM So many great things said about him, doesn't feel like an NUFC signing though.

Not going to get hopes up until there's something concrete. Because I would LOVE us to get Ince, in theory.

Aaaaand the crowd goes mild.

Chedjou to Galatasaray.

Reuniting Benitez with Torres - clever!

Risky going straight from South America to the Premier League, it rarely works.

Pushing Sissoko further back would be an added benefit to this, especially if we can buy Belhanda or 2 strikers. Anita is class, but I dont think Pardew likes him.

Free spam hamper for each check-in.

He could become a star so he'd be stupid to go there. Oh well. Will affect our chances of signing Aubameyang too, St Etienne wont want to sell both.

Mulumbu, Diame, an inanimate rod.....all would be an improvement.

So glad that Stoke are getting Hughes though. Their freefall will be great to watch.