Ketsbaia

Thought he was brilliant tbh, but he never has options. A top team with top players would give him movement.

Ordered a crate of panda pop in to celebrate the NETD trophy. Maybe some extra cheese on chips, best night of my liiiiiife. Marra.

Fucking pathetic 2nd half, like. Sums up the season. Unfortunately, with it only being 1-0 it'll probably keep Turdpoo in charge. Ben Arfa was scarily good.

Playing well just as Wenger is watching. Great

Today's the day. We'll score from a corner - bullet header from Stevie Taylor.

Lovely moment, he started to well up. So did my mam.

Love this. No pressure, no worries, the sun is shining. We're playing alright too.

9 wins is good, its just that we've only drawn one, so we've lost loads too.

Neville

Because it's completely batshit crazy, I actually think we'll get something today

Expecting sunshine, like?

As expected tbh, we'll probably lose but hopefully it'll be respectable. Then we can celebrate the end of this season and forget it ever happened.

Imagine if they did a double promotion like Southampton

Best we've had in defence, by far. An absolute colossus and I'll miss the hell out of him, even if January leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Don't go, Captain Colo

A celebratory drink is in order tonight to wish this prick a miserable retirement.

Brand Beckham got to the point where it actually felt really weird to see him on the pitch, playing our sport. I got freaked out watching PSG vs Barcelona - "Holy crap I forgot he was a footballer". He was world class and an incredible crosser/set piece taker. He's not at the immortal level of Messi and Ronaldo though, which was confirmed when he ran off to America. As a person though, he's absolutely mint. He's a stylish motherfucker and a nice guy! He'll get his knighthood soon.

Where to begin

West Brom imo

We've been to the party, took the fit lasses and left already.

Di Canio's revolution is to buy midfielders from Le Havre and defenders from Maritimo? We'll just continue to buy French internationals, if thats ok.

Probably. What gave it away?

Yeah, neither can play. So it's just a case of going 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 because I don't want to play Fellaini when he's away to Chelsea.

Same here but with Walcott, Bale and Sturridge. In my work's league I was a distant 6th until the last few weeks and now I'm 3rd, 6pts off the leader going into the final week. The captaincy choice settles it. Dunno whether to bring in Dempsey for Hazard, or Dzeko for Benteke.