Ketsbaia

He'd be better than Pardew

You follow her too?

That doesn't look good at all

Mourinho will come in wanting a big name striker to replace Torres. Ba is second choice, leaving Lukaku on the periphery again. Can definitely see him being loaned out, but Swansea were linked with him and can offer European football.

Great for Spurs - you get another year of him, have time to find a replacement and he's not exactly leaving on the cheap.

Need to get his contract sorted soon, really.

Not enough love for Itay Shechter in here.

It has to be Ba vs Reading, an absolutely beautiful goal that's full of technique. Closely followed by Ben Arfa and Cisse, though.

Can't choose between Tiendalli and Bosingwa. Certainly none of our shite.

We really need him, unfortunately. Really hope we dont let West Ham wrap this up.

He makes too much sense. Bananarama

Benitez set to be named Napoli's new coach, apparently. De Laurentiis had hoped to announce it after today's game.

If even one of his new enemies can't be sold, it'll be great. One bad apple etc.

I proper love Gouffran, like.

Shit, meet this fan.

"think" is a dangerous word. Its uncertain enough to give us false hope.

Cabaye was waving. So he is either leaving or he couldn't clap because he was holding his daughters hand. The first one, definitely. Where's the bleach.....

His passing is getting worse and worse, it's pub league standard at best. He's more than a liability.

Hang on....he didn't go round the pitch? I couldn't think any lower of the cretin but he's giving it a go.

Any word from the lap of honour? Lets get the body language experts out. I'd love abuse for Pardew but we know it won't happen.

Played well, which Pardew will be furious at.

Yanga-Mbiwa was very good too, kept Walcott quiet.

Set him on fire or something. Whatever gets the job done.