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Pardew is clearly high when he makes these comments. Seems to be quite a serious addiction. But there is no way he seriously believes the bullshit that comes out of his smarmy mouth.

Pardew will be nervous.

I want to stay with Pro Evo names: Mon 03/12 Lancashire Rugby Blues (h) Thu 06/12 Cheese-Eating-Baguette-Carrying Blues (a) Mon 10/12 Craven Whites (a) Sat 15/12 Oasis Sky Blues (h) Sat 22/12 Saggy's Mercenary Hoops (h)

In totally unrelated news, there's reports of a local tremor tonight.

St. James' Park..... not coming down the Red Lion? Nah I finish work just beforehand, so will have to be in town somewhere. Just need to find a place.

Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? make it look like your house has been robbed, then she won't be in the mood for sex.

Admit it, you're the man behind the Big Sam twitter aren't you?

Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery

St. James' Park.....

Where's good in town to watch this? A bit of atmosphere but not too crammed, perhaps.

The answer is lots.

It's even difficult to watch Sunderland play at the minute. There's movement, desire and flashes of ability

Bet Ray Stubbs is gutted that Cabaye's injured, otherwise he could've went on another tirade.

Fuck that shit. Bollocks!

Can't wait to quietly drop out of the cup for another year, preferably to a lower league side

Yet again my bench is raking in the points This time it's Begovic with 8pts, Davies with 6, Baines with 5. Captain Walcott did nothing.

Loudest I've ever heard Arsenal fans.

I don't blame him. The prospect of playing next to Mike Williamson must haunt his sleep.

Mata helps my Fantasy League team loads

Very clever

Colo CM, Taylor RB and a Lescott-Willo dream pairing

Now we're talking! I used to idolise Rivaldo and have his name on Barca shirts, thought he was brilliant. History is already underrating him, though

"I'm not very fond of Glenn Roeder".

Forget Debuchy or a 3rd striker, the absolute #1 priority for January is another purple centre back.

Snow would be fantastic news