Ketsbaia

Not sure whether to be confident or nervous. Having said that, we really can beat these. And I know we'll be the best we've been this season.

'Colocini fit 5 manu'

yet his lass will still say the pair of them "don't have two pennys to rub together" and he can't come out because he's spunking money on watching that shite Well yes, his situation is grim. When he removes himself from under her thumb he might see that.

Saturday night panic? I dont believe the story, especially for the figures quoted. We can sell those rights for a shitload. I think its no worse than Sports Direct tbh. Standards are already low.

A mackem's facebook status: Negative, defensive, lack of ambition, 11 men behind the ball, deserved defeat. 3-0 flattered us. Are we any better off than we were with Bruce?

38 with Ben Arfa, Van Persie and Lambert to play. Hoping to sneak past 55, including bonuses.

Baines, Jelavic, Michu and Captain Hazard did well today.

Great person, great article. My main question is, if you know Tiote wants rice every day, why not buy ingredients in bulk?

I quite like McCarthy like, he just hates everything. called Brendan Rodgers, "Bernard" on MOTD last week. Fantastic. Was so, so funny.

Sahin. Unless Brenda messes around with him.

Jaaskelainen McAuley, Baines, B Davies Hazard, Ben Arfa, Yaya Toure, Michu Van Persie, Jelavic, Lambert (Tremmel, Santon, Cuellar, Sterling on the bench) .....considering bringing in Bale/Cazorla & Mata for Hazard & Yaya soon. Dunno if it's a good idea or not.

I'd still rank Ferdinand & Evans above Williamson & Perch, although seeing Bale run at Rio gives me hope for Hatem.

If we had Coloccini fit I'd be confident of a win but that's a big miss for us. I think our strikers will get the better of their defence, our midfield is better than theirs......but our defence against that lot? Slightly anxious.

because he's a mackem. Davie Provan is shit anarl. Ah didn't know that. Another reason to hate him, then

I'd have started Shola with Ba, but I'm guessing thats unlikely after tonight. Ferguson has been great but he shouldn't start, really.

4-3-3 and we see Cabaye play well. It's that simple, Pards.

Like a boss tonight. The showboating was the icing on the cake.

For a supposed Geordie, he seems to really hate us on commentary.

Very impressed with him and I love that he likes to whip in crosses. Fergie and Bigi could turn out very well for us.

Quality victory tonight and very encouraging, especially from Cabaye and Ferguson. I just loved being there on a floodlit European night again, with a good atmosphere. Streaker was funny for a while but he definitely outstayed his welcome. Roll on Sunday

In the England squad.

Think i'll put Sterling in for Maloney this week - watch him now inspire Wigan to victory!

Rafa Benitez?

That's so unfair