Ketsbaia

A great set of scores for us today. Marvellous.

Can we ban Neil from here until Everton start doing badly?

Oh this is too good

Everton EDIT: Spurs

If it was possible to score negative goals, they'd give it a go.

The Samaritans will be overwhelmed with calls from mackems tonight.

I'm sort of glad that Mata isn't there because now Ricky Lambert can come in (if Adkins stops being a bellend).

Good one Fulham

"Ameobi, yer crap" "Yer shite!"

lovely goal.

Van Persie has a goal and assist ruled out for offside, missed when he was actually onside and was overlooked for the penalty. Awesome.

Such a rare goal, he scored from a corner several weeks ago.

What does Andre Santos do? I still don't see it.

Awful pel.

Captain Van Persie

Talk about a sideways step, at best. I know Palace are doing well at the moment but surely Blackpool are the better bet for promotion?

That machine looks canny.

It's a no-brainer but I certainly won't be getting excited yet. Pardew says many things.

Class

Buying Enrique would mean Santon is out of position, so no thanks. I'd rather get a different purple.

Don't do it, Ian!

That was a nice read. Anyone that likes both FIFA and Scrubs deserves to have a wonderful life.

In our business park's 5-a-side league, my team took a 7-1 hammering recently. Just found out that 'the class left footed kid' playig for Cisco was Walid Abeid.

Not many teams are keeping clean sheets - only Stoke, West Brom, Chelsea, Arsenal & Sunderland have kept a few.

Anyone know if Caulker will still get played for Spurs when Assou-Ekotto comes back? Bargain.