Ketsbaia

If we had a squad, Gosling would be straight out the door but we dont. The only ones I'd let go are Xisco and Ranger, who basically don't exist.

A few years ago I was just chuffed that Mourinho knows who we are Now he's texting our manager, talking about us in the press etc. Jose, you've called it a difficult place to work - do you fancy the challenge of coming here and making it work? C'mon....

I thought I had a good week, then I see everyone's score in here

Just seen the Brum-Barnsley score. Holy shit

Brilliant

Double for Tricky Dicky Lambert, clean sheet for McAuley and domination for Baines. Just need Captain Hatem to obliterate Norwich tomorrow.

HA! Justice is done, thank you Kevin Treat yourself with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Winning. Charlie Sheen jokes are soooo 2011, mate.

RICKY LAMBERT!!!!!!!

Referee tackled from behind and infront at the same time

Wish Everton would stop this

Hardly, most of their defence is missing, down to 10 and playing a very, very good Everton side. Swansea are far from dreadful. They were outplayed with 11 men too.

Swansea are dreadful, absolutely dreadful.

Same here, I went with Hatem.

All my players are at home except Baines and Van Persie. So expecting returns from Lambert, Maloney, McAuley, Ben Arfa and Hazard It couldn't possibly be worse than last week.....

Nathan Dyer sent off after 12 minutes on the pitch Moron.

Really nice game, this.

It annoys me how good Everton are.

On the same weekend, Ferguson dropped Van Persie, Kagawa, Evra, Valencia and De Gea yet they didn't cause a fuss publicly because they're professionals. I love Demba but there does seem to be a grey cloud following him at the moment. Hope it gets sorted out but I'm not hopeful.

Did he not win the ball there?

Pardew benches Ba and gets two goals from him. Marty just winds Sess up in training

She's quite fit in person too. Very impressed.

Ignoring the performances, getting 5 points from those 4 games is a fantastic return.

Considering the team he put out, I guess 0-0 is a good result but we could have won that. So frustrating. One of the most boring matches I've ever seen too. Hopefully when the injuries clear up we can afford to play some decent players.

James Richardson says that Raheem Sterling is already a father to three kids with three different women. Is this true? He's only 17