Ketsbaia

Nope, not falling for blind optimism this year. We'll buy nobody, sell nobody. It'll leave us all rightly depressed but then people will try to create a bright side to it.

Ben Arfa to toy with them.

As soon as the lass said 'comings or goings' he stroked his forehead. Oh sheeeeet, man! Get those body language people in, immediately. (PS/ he's suggested buying a full back woop)

That was a cruel bump, Mike

Somethings definitely not right tonight. I hope it's just the Carroll thing.

WE'VE WON THE LEEEEEAGUE!!!!!!

Oberdance

This is beyond turgid......we can't get away with playing like this in the group stage.

Every year. Even when we enter a round later!

I'd laugh but we're currently struggling against some random team.

This performance has turned calamitous.

Beglin is reeling off the facts, like. It's wonderful to hear.

WAKE UP YOU FUCKING BELLENDS!!!!!

This referee is on some crazy drugs.

Sick of Gosling, like.

The ref gave a free kick when a foul occurred - groundbreaking but it'll never catch on.

Sounds like the usual guessing IMO. No different to Sunday Supplement, but people think because it's foreign it's more reliable. Remember the other night when we were signing Afellay? Like that. That's ok then. Normally I'd not even think about this but it's Deadline Eve and those nerves are just kicking in. As well as the pessimism.

So what do we know about this source?

Look at me, look at me, I can pronounce Tavernier. Pathetic.

WHEY!!!!!!

I would but I'm too busy being green with envy.

Matterface knows his stuff

Tempted to whack him into my Fantasy League team tbh. That'll make me feel better

That was such a blatant penalty, man. The ref is on our payroll.

Now was that really a dive?