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Everton's good start is making me a bit nervous tbh.

I had Pienaar in for soooo long, then plumped for Cabaye. Dammit! I need Tricky Dicky Lambert to score a haul today.

Adebayor hasn't had match practice, but I can imagine the Rooney decision will piss many off. I know plenty of people kept £2m aside to do the Torres to Rooney swap this week

In other news, Angel Rangel is the latest addition to my 'Team of Funny Footballer Names'. Celebrated with a goal, fair play to him.

Swansea are very impressive, mind. Then again, West Ham have James Collins...

Glad that all yesterday's momentum won't be put into use.

Captain Michu and Rangel Swansea have been great to me these past two weeks!

Fantasy League - Rangel and Captain Michu Proper love Swansea, like!

Colbs for me, like.

They better give it to Rangel, or else Sky employees will have to look after their letterbox.

Well that's the beauty of forums, there's different opinions. Some people think they've done well today, some of us don't agree. At least most viewpoints on here are backed up with logic, whereas on RTG they just call you a kernt and use excessive block capitals.

£8.5m Cisse £4.5m Cabaye £5m Ben Arfa £5m Santon £12m Carroll and nowt for Marveaux and Ba. Possibly cheating but it made the list look more impressive!

If we get Carroll back for £12m, the original £35m will have bought us Cisse, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Ba, Santon and Carroll himself.

They've just spent the thick end of £25m in a single day. What were you expecting? Can you imagine this place if we spent a similar amount in 1 day? Well if we spent £25m it'd be on 5 or 6 world class players, probably

Lambert in for Petric, these fixtures aren't kind to my squad. Going to take a 4pt hit next week, probably.

They'll still finish bottom half, imo.

Jonas has a very important role for us, a role that Johnson definitely wouldn't have. He has a great work ethic, is a good dribbler and helps out the defence. I'd always pick him over Johnson.

Imagine tomorrow when they might overtake us. Pandemonium.

Michael Owen and Emile Heskey. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38954000/jpg/_38954951_heskey203body.jpg

You have to consider the club signing him. It can be an excellent signing without thinking the player is world class. True, although for £30m they've only improved slightly. Larsson/McClean weren't the problem for them, it was their central midfielders, attackers and lack of good full backs.

Surprised that so many think it's such a good deal. He had a great half season in the Championship and been living off the hype ever since. His attitude seems a little....off.

Can definitely see us getting either Douglas or Carroll. The other one - the one we need the most - I'm starting to worry about.

Now that we have Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Tiote and Cisse playing for us, I don't fear anyone anymore. When we want to, we can beat any team, anywhere as proved by our win at Stamford Bridge. Bring it on.

Johnson is an ok player that's been exaggerated by hype. At Boro, he was a squad player until they got relegated and he had a brilliant half a season in the Championship. Then he joined Man City and has been a squad player again. He'll occasionally play against lower sides and do well but he's surrounded by world class players so of course he will. He's also never shone for England, as shown by his omission from the Euro 2012 squad. I just don't think he's a player that a mid-table club should pin their hopes on.

Firstly, I don't think Johnson would be a great signing. Secondly, he'll still have other clubs sniffing around. Thirdly, if (and it's looking unlikely) they sell Sessegnon then these two signings only cancel that out.