Ketsbaia

On FM, Debuchy's favoured personnel has Cabaye and not Hazard, so he'd choose us. FACT.

Down a bit, annoying stuff. Still 5 transfers left though, so let's make some magic! EDIT: Arshavin ©, Dzagoev, Shirokov and Lewandowski tonight. Bring it on!

I felt an incredible pride when he scored, just so happy that he belongs to us. He's actually ours!

That was brilliant Most of them are.

Wonderful header with great technique.

They giving it as a Glen Johnson own goal? I really hope not...

So part of Neil's heel turn is to not be terrible at stuff? I'm intrigued.

Hang on, since when has Neil been good at stuff?

thanks, guys. In that case, Young in for Mandzukic.

Bumped.

To live near his horses I assume? What a despicable, pathetic excuse for a human being he is.

AVB would be an excellent appointment, I'd be well jel.

Up to 13th. KABOOM!!!!! If I sub somebody out right now, will their points still be on my total or do I lose them?

Are there any pics of the back off that shirt?

Lovely collar. Take away that awful sponsor block and it's tolerable. Make it more black and it'd be really nice.

On MotD's highlights show, Pards was asked if it'll be a split household tomorrow with his Swedish wife and he replied "Seperate rooms, definitely. She screams too loud for me", which caused a few nervous laughs and a "Moving swiftly on..." comment Always saying something strange

I'm doing much better in the McDonalds one, like. The rules are far superior as it feels like cheating when subs are made before each match. There's a bit more skill to it, so roll on the new Premier League one - already got some ideas!

Was torn between making Iniesta and Silva captain. I went Iniesta.

I had Mandzukic, Alba, Silva and Iniesta ©. So that should be 2 goals, a clean sheet and 3 assists?

Mandzukic i had him before it was cool

Seemed a bit hesitant to me but i'm sure we'll be alright. Suave as fuck.

Love lineker, like.

Newcastle

Good game, both sides playing well.

Can you get strawberry syrup in Turkey?