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We're also signing Michael Average from some Irish club.

Allen is good but that fee is still ridiculous. And funny!

Are Barca close to buying any centre backs? It was already a position they desperately needed.

We'll get Debuchy. We all know it but just like to moan anyway.

Therefore he's a gonner. Cheers, Lee

We'll be fine whatever happens but hopefully we'll convince him to stay. No matter what the money is, it'd be a joke if he chose Rubin over us.

AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!! Thats frustrating.

Ahhhh Remy good

Thank god it's going. Less people to get polluted by Supermac's drivel.

That is really tempting. Still have fond memories of their phone-in.

He's a much better fit than Carroll or De Jong, similar price, French, fast and in the last year of his contract. So i'd be 100% behind this. I'm not sure he'd join us but, then again, we thought the same with Ben Arfa and Cabaye.

Manchester during home games and it varies for away ones.

the extra zero!

Remy would be perfect - absolutely spot on. But would he want to join us?

My world briefly fell apart but now it's ok again. Imagine if we signed Debuchy and Douglas overnight!

Must say, I like Rosenior as a commentator.

Santon, man

Fingers crossed that he's our back-up to Douglas. He'd be bloody brilliant for us.

Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle, Liverpool.

Time for the glorious return of my highly successful 'Player Pronunciation Thread': http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76936.msg3027189.html#msg3027189

Celtic winning in Europe?

£15m for Joe Allen. You just can't write this stuff That is an outrageous fee.

He'll not stay there.

The provisional name is AlanSmith'sGoalBonus and the team is in the VERY early stages.... GK: De Gea, Green DEF: A Cole, Lescott, Tomkins, Cuellar, Williams MID: Mata, Yaya Toure, Ben Arfa, Noble, Guthrie FOR: Aguero, Torres, Graham ....but it depends on Van Persie's decision, who is tired from the Olympics, if Swansea sign Michu, what Fergie's preferred back 4 is, if Pienaar goes to Everton and many other things.

If you choose a NUFC defender, go with a regular that gets attacking points - I'm going with Santon but if we get Debuchy it might change. There's not many great cheap players this year though, just Noble.