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Werder Bremen

Most boring transfer saga of the summer?

Twitter reckons that Salomon Kalou is joining Lille. Good signing.

Ohhh that's a good 'un

Sure he'll hate the Champions League next season. What yee rolling at. Very little difference between both clubs. Both been in the shitter recently, almost identical crowds, last success a fair few decades back. Difference here is that they have CL football and a place as #1 centre forward. Oh and that they're willing to pay the fee. They're unlikely to get through the qualifier though, surely.

Silly if Bielsa has quit over this.....what a waste of last season's work.

Fee was getting ridiculous. We'll be absolutely fine without him. Next.

:lol: Wonder what pitiful amount Brighton are contributing to his wages. Alan-Smith-at-MK-Dons level, probably.

Another nice personality at the club, it seems. Very pleased with this

Well i'm calling him Burger Man. Great to see us strengthening our development squad, i'm optimistic that 1 or 2 will turn out to be decent.

Yeah that was a brilliant one. Lovenkrands was stunned.

All right Shreeves. Wanna tell me that Santa isn't real?

What about when he walked on the Thames?

Don't shatter the illusion

you frickin' mad Van Persie? you frickin' mad?

That is actually very, very good news.

Have a good feeling about this one. Hopefully we do more transfers like him and Good.

Well if he HAS to go, it'd be cruel to stand in his way. I'd be proud to see him at a club like Reading.

Surprised somebody hasnt set up a Lee Ryder parody account tbh....Lee Rydell??

The Chelsea situation is ridiculous. What a farce!

Had a heart attack there, man. Thought there was bad news!

I'm shocked that RvP is that old, like. City will get him but they already have Aguero, Balotelli, Tevez, Adebayor, Guidetti and Dzeko. Two of those will have to go.

Do we pay less compensation than we would've if Blackburn stayed up? I remember reading there were new rules that meant lower league sides lost their youngsters for less.

Emile Heskey, Steven Fletcher, Kevin Doyle or Grant Holt.